Inej added Kac and MatthiasHelvar to the Dregs
Kac changed name to Kaz
Kaz: This can be our "casual chat" as long as you guys don't spam on the other one.
Nina: yes!!! now we can talk to each other whenever we want
Kaz: @MatthiasHelvar you can leave as long as you stay on the one one for updates and stuff.
MatthiasHelvar is typing...
Wylan: Oh, press the button with the arrow to send your message.
Jesper: lol
Wylan: ?
Jesper: it means laugh out loud
MatthiasHelvar: What if I leave the other chat and stay on this one?
Kaz: No. You can leave this one, but the other one is for important information and directions.
Nina: what if this is the chat everyone stays on for updates and can also be used for random stuff and the other one is for just updates, that way matthias can stay on this one
Kaz: I don't care what you do with this group chat, just don't post anything on the other one unless it's important. And I mean really important, like if you are being kidnapped.
Jesper: nina, if we spam a lot on this chat, won't it be difficult to see kaz's updates?
Nina: omg ur right
Jesper: what if we made a third group chat just for spam, and spam that one as much as we can
Kaz: Okay, this is getting ridiculous. Just don't add me to the third one.
MatthiasHelvar: I agree, me neither.
Inej: same
Wylan added Kaz, MatthiasHelvar, and Inej to the Dregs Spam
Jesper: wElcOme tO HelL
Inej: omg what is this lol
MatthiasHelvar: Why do you guys keep saying that? Omg? Lol? What does that even mean?
Nina: im so glad you asked
Jesper: we can't explain it all to them over chat, meet us at the crow club at 2 and we'll show you everything
Kaz has left the chat
Jesper: OOF
MatthiasHelvar added Kaz to the Dregs Spam
MatthiasHelvar: If I'm going to suffer, you're going to suffer with me.
Kaz: hey guys im kaz and im here to say that i love all of you and i thank you for helping me acquire my one true love, 30 million kruge
Inej: jes, give kaz his phone back
Kaz: GUYS HELP HE'S TRYING TO CHASE ME BUT HE CAN'T BECAUSE HIS LIMP AND IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Nina: HHSGKHIAAJHKPOSIOM
Kaz: ... I think he stole my phone...
Jesper: Wylan, I hate you!
Wylan: K
Jesper: He left the Slat, I can't find him.
Kaz: HA, you'll never find me
Wylan: He's at the mansion
Inej: Probably the mansion
Nina: I'd look at Wylan's mansion
Kaz: jee thanks guys
Jesper: Jes, if you give me my phone, I promise I won't hurt you.
Kaz: only if you give me mine
Jesper: Fair trade?
Kaz: deal.
Jesper: Leave it on Wylan's front porch. Inej will be waiting with your's in front of the Crow Club.
Nina: the chat's been silent for too long
Inej: WHAT'S HAPPENING
Jesper: We just passed on the street, it was super awkward.
Wylan: lol
MatthiasHelvar: Wait, you were supposed to leave the device with Inej.
Jesper: Tell them, Inej.
Inej: im sorry, it was only fair
Kaz: Perfect, right where I thought it would be. Now that I have both my own phone and Jesper's, I can ensure that no one spams anymore.
MatthiasHelvar: Demon.
Nina: you little podge
Inej: guys, listen. Jesper was becoming out of control. He was the one encouraging all this nonsense
Nina: i guess you're right
Wylan: wylan's letting me borrow his :)
Kaz: Oh my god
Wylan: HEEHEHHEHEHHE
to be continued...
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