Namjoon picked up Taehyung, who started- "Um, babe? I think he's growling at me. Is that supposed to happen? Is he supposed to do that? Did I break him?"
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Namjoon, father of six, tries his best...although his kids don't exactly make it easy for h...
as with jimin, this will be 4-year-old tae just to preserve consistency
-taehyung-
ColdeFyre: Do you miss your mom? Do you miss Mars?
Taehyung: I'm not supposed to talk about her. And yes, it calls to me.
chijeu8: Your dad tries really hard to make you happy despite problems coming at him in every direction so how do you make him feel loved in return?
Taehyung: I color him pictures and try to take care of Jungkook and Jimin so he doesn't have to worry about them. Daddy likes to worry. But sometimes I give Daddy hugs or goodnight kisses and those make him happy.
keepsmilingbts: You aren't weird, you just think DIFFERENTLY! Know that kid...and you really cried on Namjoon's sweatshirt when he told you your mom won't come back? Do you think others know that secret deep inside as well?
Taehyung: Well, it used to be a secret but it's not anymore. I think Jin knew. I don't know about the others cause they aren't as smart as me and Jin. And maybe I cried...why do you even know about it?
kirstenhopeful: Hi Tae! Do you think that the two brothers will be nicer to Jimin since you helped him?
Taehyung: Oh, Jongup and Hyukk? They aren't brothers. They just like to play together cause they're mean. And I don't think so because they do it every day even though I scare them away. I wish they'd stop bullying him because it makes me mad.
taesgoodgirl: Hiiiiii Tae don't listen to kids that say you're weird. You're not, you're just unique. They're just mad because they're basic.
Taehyung: It's cause they're humans and I'm not. It's okay, I don't really mind. They're just jealous.
gracielou0717: Hiiiiii, what do you love playing with at the playground the most? Also, I have cookies, do you want one?
Taehyung: Jiminie!! And yes please! But can I have some to share with Kookie and Jiminie?
Kim_Taekookie: MY BABY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. YOU ARE THE KINDEST BROTHER EVER. THANK YOU FOR BEING SO CONSIDERATE TOWARDS YOUR FAMILY. YOU ARE A STAR. YOU ARE AMAZING AND I'M GONNA GIVE YOU EIGHT COOKIES. HERE. *gives cookies* Can I have a hug please?
Taehyung: O-oh, okay, thank you. Eight cookies...I can share with Daddy, Jin, Yoongi, Hobi, Jiminie, Kookie, and have two for myself! And okay, but you can't tell anyone else or they'll make fun of me.
YurioHasAngerIssues: If you were to live on Mars, would you take anyone with you to live there or would you live alone?
Taehyung: I would take Kookie and Jiminie and Hobi and Yoongi and Jin-hyung and Daddy and Hobi's friend Wonpil cause he's really nice and Yoongi's friends Wonho and Kihyun only not Kihyun if he was being mean to me and only if Wonho keeps his shirt on in the spaceship. Oh, and Lala cause Jin would cry without him.
Kim_Taekookie: TAETAE I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH AND CAN YOU GIVE CHIMCHIM A HUG. I know you love Chim so I know you are gonna give him a hug. Also, I told Chim you'll give him a hug so give him one too. HUGSSSS
Taehyung: Wait, so 2 hugs? Okay? Why am I hugging Jiminie? Is something going to happen to Jiminie?
