Cancer: There has to be something that makes you cry. What if you saw a three-legged puppy?
Aquarius: I would be sad, but I wouldn't cry.
Cancer: What if the puppy said "Help me, Aqua! All the other puppies pick on me!"
Aquarius: Cry? I've just found a talking puppy, I'm rich!
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Taurus: Nope. Bad idea.
Sagittarius: There are no bad ideas, Taurus. Only good ideas that go horribly wrong.
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Pisces: Talk to them, that's what friends do!
Scorpio: Nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word, and then die immediately.
Pisces: That's your plan for dealing with this?
Scorpio: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have 77 arguments I'm gonna win that way.
Pisces: Seems like a bad plan.
Scorpio: Now I have 78.
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Zodiac signs living together
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