Aries: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
[punches a wall]
Aries: Take me to the hospital.
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Scorpio: Yeah, we're best friends, but I'd fuck you if you asked.
Pisces: What?
Scorpio: What?
Gemini, without looking up from their book: He said he'd fuck you if you asked.
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Zodiac signs living together
Humorme: i wonder who's ruining my life me : *looks in the mirror me: so we meet again Welcome my talented writers in the making, I know how hard you're working on your books and I'm dying to read them, all such wonderful ideas written so you can share p...
