Sagittarius: Right now a baby is being born. Right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the stall as fast as they can. Life goes on.
Cancer: ...I hope that wasn't the same person.
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Aquarius: Where'd all those cookies go?
Taurus: They're gone. I'm sorry.
Taurus: If it makes you feel any better, they weren't very good.
Aquarius: ...So you ate all of them anyway?
Taurus: .....
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac signs living together
Humorme: i wonder who's ruining my life me : *looks in the mirror me: so we meet again Welcome my talented writers in the making, I know how hard you're working on your books and I'm dying to read them, all such wonderful ideas written so you can share p...