Taurus: You're staring again.
Aquarius: What?
Taurus: Aqua, you're practically drooling.
Aquarius: [wipes] No, I'm not, shut up, you're insane!
Taurus: Yeah, you're right, what would you ever see in Virgo?
Aquarius: WHAT?! Virgo is amazing!!! Funny, smart, he know's a lot about space-
Taurus: ...
Aquarius: ...
Taurus: [snigger]
Aquarius: I can't believe I fell for that
***********
Aries: Soo, my plan is to confess to him through a poem
Leo: Aww, how cute!
Sagittarius: Let us read it!
Aries [lifting the paper away from Leo + Sagittarius]: No!
[Later]
Aries: Here I made you a poem
Virgo: [Reads poem]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lets stop talking about flowers and let me fuck you
Virgo [adorning a furious blush]: Oh
Leo: This is why she should of let us fucking read it!
Sagittarius: Idk, I like it
********
Virgo: Gemini, I never doubted you for a moment!
Gemini: Thank you, Virgo. You're lying, though, right?
Virgo: Yes. I doubted you very strongly.
*******
Gemini [jokingly]: Tauri, its 4 in the morning. Did someone glue you to the fridge?
Taurus [hand on the handle of the fridge]: No.
Gemini:
Taurus:
Gemini [now serious]: Taurus, did you glue yourself to the fridge?
Taurus: ...yes
*********
Aries: Did it hurt?
Capricorn: [rolls eyes] Let me guess, when I fell from Heaven?
Aries: No
Capricorn: What
Aries: [grins] When you fell for me
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac signs living together
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