Capricorn - Did you spike the punch?
Aries - Something goes wrong, you blame me. After all these years, where’s the trust?!
Capricorn - …
Aries - Yes, I did.
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Libra - Gemini, it’s easy to criticize.
Gemini - Fun too.
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Aries - Virgo, did you call the doctor and schedule my appointment yet?
Virgo - Ya, I did, but Aries why do you still wanna go to a pediatrician?
Aries - Cause a regular doctor doesn’t give me candy at the end, duh.
Virgo - I can’t keep doing this. I’m not your mom!
Aries - Well…..
Capricorn - You do exhibit rather motherly behavior Virgo.
Aries - Ya, I mean, my parents live in the Bermuda, and Scorpio’s parents died in that train accident.
Scorpio - Trains are fast.
Aries - So you’re like our mom. Team mom! Team mom! Team mom!
Virgo - I’m not the team mom!
Everyone - Team mom! Team mom! Team mom!
Virgo - Cap, why are you chanting?!
Capricorn - It is a catchy chant.
Scorpio- …. Team m-
Virgo - One more chant and no slushies after practice!
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Libra - I’m a pacifist.
Aries - You’re a thing that babies suck on?
Aquarius - No dude, that’s a pedophile.
Virgo - I think he means pacifier.
Aquarius - Oh. I was totally thinking of something else.
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Scorpio - Why are you squeezing me with your body?
Pisces - It’s a hug, Scorp. I’m hugging you.
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Zodiac signs living together
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