Scorpio and Pisces: *gazing into each other’s eyes*
Gemini: *opens a can of soda*
Scorpio: We’re having a moment here!
Gemini: And I’m having a cola!
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Taurus: Anyone ever tell you you’ve got anger issues?
Aries: I prefer the term “leadership skills.”
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Virgo: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
Virgo: ....
Virgo: Actually, it’s going to bug me if I don’t.
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Aries: *gets a paper cut* OW! So of a bi-
Cancer: Aries! *gestures wildly to nearby kids* CHILDREN!
Aries: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiis-cuit.... Son of a biscuit.... that's it.
Cancer: Nice save!
Aries: Yeah, fuckin nailed it.
Cancer: Wh-? Aries!!
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Pisces: I don’t think I’ll ever be ready to be a parent. I can’t even raise a spider, how do you expect me to kill a child?
Taurus: Are you sure you worded that right?
Pisces: Oh god, I fucked up.
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Cancer: Not to be weird, but I would hand knit an entire blanket for Capricorn. And a scarf. And a matching sweater.
Gemini: Yeah, that’s kind of weird.
Cancer: It is? Aw, but I already finished the blanket.
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Libra: Why are you like this?
Aquarius: I used too much ‘no more tears’ shampoo in 2012 and haven’t felt a single emotion since.
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Wake Me Up-
Libra: Before you go go!
Capricorn: when September ends
Scorpio: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac signs living together
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