Cancer: You're... shallow!
Leo: Shallow?
Cancer: *nods*
Leo: ...
Leo: ...
Leo: That's such a relief! I thought it was something serious like I was ugly.
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Aries: Basically, I'm a badass.
Aquarius: Basically, he's a moron.
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Pisces: Why am I not a banana?
Aquarius: Because your genetic code dictates you are a human. However, it should please you to know that you share fifty to sixty percent of your DNA with a banana.
Pisces: Thanks, Aqua.
Virgo: ...Are you telling me some people are ten percent more banana than other people?
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Cancer: Are you upset you don't get to be on the same team as Aries?
Taurus: Have you ever played a game with Aries?
Cancer: No.
Taurus: Have you ever gone into a steel cage with a wolverine?
*cuts to Aries and Libra*
Aries [to Libra]: FASTER! FASTER! FASTER! FASTER! DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT WORD!? IT MEANS MORE FAST!
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Taurus: Could you pass the salt?
Gemini: *throws Scorpio across the table*
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Cancer: So, how's life?
Aquarius: Like everybody else's. Subject to entropy, decay, and eventual death. Thank you for asking
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Capricorn: Truth or dare?
Pisces: Truth.
Capricorn: What's your credit card number?
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Virgo: I need you to stay calm, okay?
Aries: Yeah, I'm just gonna stay angry. I find that it relaxes me.
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Virgo: Leo, can I speak to you for a minute?
Leo: Ooo someone's in trouble!
Leo: ...It's me. I don't know why I did that.
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