Scorpio[calling the house}: Please don't let Virgo pick up, please-
Virgo[answers phone]: Hello?
Scorpio: Hey, umm, please don't be mad but-
Virgo: I swear if you say 'I'm in jail' I will make sure no one finds your body
Scorpio: Well, I was going to say I got arrestedits all just semantics really
Virgo: Im gonna kill you
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Gemini: Why're you glaring at me?
Scorpio: Just waiting for you to spontaneously combust.
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Capricorn: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Sagittarius: Well if I didnt have sarcasm, Id have to flat out tell people that theyre an idiot. I raised myself better than that.
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Virgo: I am beyond coffee.
Capricorn: Use red bull to brew your coffee instead of water. It'll mess up your sleep schedule even more though.
Virgo: ...
Virgo: I'll take it.
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Zodiac signs living together
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