Scorpio: I HAVE A BAE
Scorpio: Wait nope. That's a refrigerator.
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Libra: You're looking great today!
Scorpio: Oh thanks, what do you mean?
Libra: I mean, I wanted to compliment you, unless you dont like that? Am i doing that right or was that creepy?
Scorpio: oh no, thanks, youre great
Libra: :) *this is the start of a new friendship where i will invite you everywhere and drag you everywhere- i hope youre prepared* hahaha
Scorpio: i mean it :)
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Leo: Hit me!
Virgo: I'm not going to hit you
Aquarius: Want me to do it?
Virgo: by all means
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Taurus: Would you rather kiss Aries or throw them off a cliff?
Aquarius: Ughh that's a hard question
Aries: REALLY? THATS A HARD QUESTION?
Aquarius: WELL YOU ATE THE LAST PIECE OF CAKE LAST NIGHT SO I DONT KNOW
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Capricorn: it's not safe.
Sagittarius: what don't be silly, it's all g-
Capricorn: it's not safe.
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Scorpio: I hate that song
Cancer: You've got to admit, it's pretty catchy
Scorpio: The plague was freaking catchy, it doesn't mean it's good.
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Aquarius: Did you know-
Gemini: Yes I did. I know. I did know. I knew it from the second I was born. I. Know. It.
Aquarius: I was gonna say I was horny but okay.
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Scorpio: When have I done any that my spontaneous or irresponsible?
Libra: I have a list. I keep it alphabetized
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Sagittarius: You should get a haircut
Leo: Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
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Gemini: Okay why does cocksucker look so disgusting
Gemini: WHY IS THAT A WORD
Gemini: I FUCKING HATE IT
Scorpio: GEMINI PLEASE
Scorpio: I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY DRINK
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Libra: No one should just go around killing people!
Gemini: Not with THAT kind of attitude!
Libra: ...
Gemini: ...what?
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Sagittarius: You see those dudes?
Capricorn: Yeah?
Sagittarius: Wanna freak them out?
Capricorn: ...sure...?
Sagittarius: Follow my lead...
Capricorn: Wait-what are you doing?
Sagittarius: Tonight...we fly!
Capricorn: I'm sorry, what?
Sagittarius: *starts cawing and sprinting about flapping their arms*
Capricorn: Oh...makes more sense now.
Sagittarius: CAw-cAW!
Capricorn:
Capricorn:
Capricorn: Welp, better get to it then
Capricorn: caW-CAw!
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Zodiac signs living together
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