Aries: You wanna fuck?
Libra: What?
Aries: *Truck
Aries: I'm helping my friend sell a F-150.
Aries: Sorry if you wanted to fuck.
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Scorpio: what's the word for horny but not in a sexual way? like, i'm horny for halloween, but i don't wanna fuck a pumpkin. you feel?
Cancer: ...do you mean 'excited'?
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Humorme: i wonder who's ruining my life me : *looks in the mirror me: so we meet again Welcome my talented writers in the making, I know how hard you're working on your books and I'm dying to read them, all such wonderful ideas written so you can share p...
