Libra: Name a way to be nice to others.
Scorpio: Don't kill them.
Libra: ...Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.
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Leo: White chocolate is obviously the superior chocolate.
Capricorn: Oh please! Dark chocolate is clearly better!
Leo: Dark chocolate is bitter!
Capricorn: That's what makes it so perfect! It's like a delicious metaphor for life in your mouth!
Leo: I don't want to be thinking about life metaphors while I'm eating chocolate! I'm eating chocolate to forget about life! White chocolate is pure, angelic, and holy!
Capricorn: Yeah, well, dark chocolate is the healthiest type of chocolate.
Leo: Nothing nutritious is delicious.
Libra: *pops their head into the room* Actually, I think milk chocolate is the bes-
Capricorn and Leo: Libra, shut the fuck up!
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