Virgo: Did you ask me if you could take my headphones?
Cancer: Oh please, we're friends. What's yours is mine right?
Virgo: Wrong.
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Taurus: Hey you have something in your hair...
Taurus: *reaches for Leos hair*
Leo: *slaps Taurus hand* NO
Leo: DONT TOUCH
Leo: BAD TAURUS NO TOUCHY TOUCHY
Leo: BIG NO NO
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Scorpio: Are we really going to keep that thing? (points at Leo)
Aquarius: Well we kept you didn't we?
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Virgo: be realistic, its probably not going to happen that way
Pisces: tsk okay let me paint a picture for you, imagine this-- i'm talking to my crush and then...
Virgo: listen is not going to happen
Pisces: but
Virgo: no buts
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Capricorn: Gemini
Aquarius: More like Geminwhy amirite?
Gemini: ...
*Aqua and Cap high-five*
Gemini: sigh
*Sagittarius enters out of nowhere*
Sagittarius: Don't Geminsigh!
Gemini: fUCK YOU GUYS
*Leo pops out of a drawer*
Leo: What about Meo?
Gemini: Nope, nope nope fuck you guys I'm leavi-
Cancer: They're GEMINSHY!
Gemini: gOD
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Scorpio: The only time you guys have a high self esteem is when Aquarius compliments himself jokingly and Gemini says she's better
Gemini: TRUE
Aquarius: No need to attack me like that
Gemini: Barbie is a social construct
Aquarius: Hey Barbie
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Aquarius: But I don't date gold diggers
Aquarius: I'll get you a jar of pickles
Scorpio: I'm not a gold digger
Gemini: I'll throw each and every one of them at you separately
Scorpio: I'll fucking stuff them up your asscrack do not give me a jar of pickles
Gemini: OH MY GOD
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Cancer: *walks into the kitchen* Is something burning?
Leo: *leaning seductively against the counter* Just my desire for you.
Taurus: Leo, the toaster is on fire.
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