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leo:We need to think, how do we usually get out of these messes?



Aries:We don't. We just make a bigger one that cancels the first one out.

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Aquarius:  What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?


taurus, taking the coffee pot as they walk by:What if you don't?

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Sagittarius: Chillax!


Virgo: that's not a word


Sagittarius: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.


Virgo: Fuck you!

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*door opens*

Libra: What are you doing here?


pieces:Running away from my problems


Libra:*moves aside* Come on in

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Scorpio:(to Aries) Do you always run headlong into certain death?


Gemini: sometimes they walk. Occasionally shuffle. Once, I'm pretty sure I saw them amble into certain death.


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