Cancer: Wanna hang out? When are you free?
Virgo: I'm never free, $50 per hang out.
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Sagittarius: You are my best friend. Last year, we shared a toothbrush.
Leo: I was not aware of that.
Sagittarius: We did.
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Aries: I'm quick at math.
Gemini: Okay, what's 38 times 76?
Aries: 24.
Gemini: That's not even close.
Aries: But it was quick.
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Zodiac signs living together
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