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Leo - Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Virgo - Is that a picture of you?

Leo - Yes. I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
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Scorpio - You think you’re hilarious, don’t you?

Sagittarius - Though I realize that you’re a little annoyed with me, and this might not be the time to shower myself with praise, honesty compels me to tell you: yes. Yes, I do think I am hilarious.

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Taurus - It’s times like this my buddy Sagittarius here says: “You got to put your behind in your past.”

Sagittarius - No, no, no. Amateur. Lie down before you hurt yourself. It’s “You got to put your past behind you.”

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Capricorn - Every day at noon the bell rings and they herd us in here for feeding time. And we sit around like cattle chewing our cuds, dreading the inevitable…

Aries - Haha! Food fight!!

Sagittarius - C'mon, Cap! Whaddaya waitin’ for? Chuck that spaghetti!

Capricorn - I choose not to participate.


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