mileven oneshots [completed]

mean girls

el accidently joins the popular group. loosely based on mean girls

"coolness. but make sure he has a condom before you guys do it, alright?"

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el glanced around the colorful, crowded cafeteria. 

"there are so many places to sit here,"

"that's what a cafeteria is for,"

"why don't we go sit with them?" el said, looking at some pretty girls.

"them? oh, no not them," mike warned. 

"why not?"

"let's just say, they're a couple of mean girls," mike said, "plus, mr. bradley said that we could eat in the av room. dustin, lucas, will, and max are already there because they brought a lunch,"

eleven nodded, "okay....but they don't seem so bad,"

"trust me. i've been here almost a year. they are not people you want to be friends with," mike said, "let's go,"

"ok. i need to grab some ketchup. just go, and i'll meet you there," el said. mike reluctantly nodded. he didn't like it when she was alone, but he wanted to continue exploring the new av room. eleven watched as he rounded the corner, and then she went to fetch ketchup packets from the counter.

as she was walking back, the pretty girls in pink called out to her, with a silent, "Psst,"

eleven looked around, and saw that she was the only one standing within a ten-foot radius, then questioningly pointed to herself. she was afraid because she knew mike had told her to avoid them.

"yeah you," said the blonde one in the middle, beckoning her. eleven approached them cautiously. the same blonde said, "please, sit,"

eleven did.

"how come I've never seen you before?" she said, folding her hands under her chin.

"I just moved into hawkins this year," el said, giving her a nervous smile.

"hmm... from where?"

el's smile dropped, "uhhh....from down south,"

"like florida?"

"yeah, i guess"

"hmmm" the blonde one said, "but you're like, really pretty,"

"oh," el said, blushing, "thank you,"

the other blonde spoke up, eying el in wonder, "if i took a meat cleaver down the center of your face, i'd have matching halves. that's very important,"

"shut up, heather," the head blonde said. 

then they got together in a whisper, and el was growing impatient. 

el decided to get up, "well, thank you-"

"wait," the blonde one said, "why don't you sit with us today?"

"uhh....i don't know; i have to get to the av room-"

"the av room? with those nerds? honey, that's social suicide," said the brunette one, seeming very concerned. 

"social suicide?" el repeated softly. she understood those words separately.....

"i'm brittney, that's natalie, and that's heather. we all have a lot of laughs here," brittney said, giggling, "trust me, you're really better off being with us. we'll help you to survive high school,"

el looked off to the hallway which mike disappeared through, then smiled at the girls, "i mean i guess one day wouldn't hurt,"

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