No Strings

chapter 24

"Hey guys! We brought food!" Rachel yelled as they walked into the apartment.

Puck ran over to them and grabbed the bag of food out of Finn's hands, "Now I know why we're friends."

"Hello to you too Noah."

"Who is Noah?"

"You."

"Nope.. My name is Puck." Puck looked over at Finn, "Hey bro. You better watch your girl, she's over here talking about some Noah dude.

Finn laughed at his friends antics and patted his back, "Hey Puck."

"How is he your best friend again?" Rachel rolled her eyes and pushed Puck out of the way, "Where is Quinn?"

"She's coming. She is trying to fit into her pants."

"Ohhh, I want to see this." Rachel laughed and went into Quinn's room.

"Shouldn't you be in there trying to help her."

"I was! Then she got mad at me and told me to get out."

"What did she get mad at you for?"

"Because I tried to help and she thought by me trying to help her I was calling her fat."

"I don't know how you do it."

"I don't either." Puck laughed.

"Oh my goodness. I will have to go through hell if Rachel ever gets pregnant."

Puck laughed, "I'll start praying for you now. Rachel is already crazy and she's not even pregnant."

Finn shook his head, "It'll be all worth it in the end."

Puck nodded in agreement, "But, in the meantime, I think my dick might fall off."

Finn raised his eyebrows, "Why?"

"Because Quinn got mad at me for trying to have sex with her, I guess because she was having one of her fat days, which is kind of everyday now," Pick rolled his eyes, "but she got mad at me and then after she said she was never having sex with me again and that was like four days ago and we haven't done anything!"

"Dude, first, that was only four days ago, you'll live. Two, she'll have sex with you eventually. She's still just in that 'I'm fat' stage, she'll get to that sex crazy stage now or later."

"Really?"

"I don't know. I'm just trying to ease your mind." Finn laughed.

Puck groaned, "I hate you."

"Why do you hate my Finny?" Rachel said as she and Quinn walked out of the room.

"Because he is being an ass right now."

"Don't call him that!" Rachel said, hitting Puck on the head as she passed him.

"You used to call him everything in the book!"

"Keywords 'used too'."

"Yeah, then you started fucking him."

"Don't be depressed because you're not getting any and I am." Puck flipped Finn off after that.

"You told him I wasn't having sex with you! It's only been four days! How could you possibly think I meant what I said?"

"Four days is a long time!"

"No it's not! You're just a sex addict."

"Exactly!"

"Expect to sleep on the sofa tonight."