Harry:
"Are you sure you're not tired, (Y/N)?"
" No, why would you think that?"
"Because you've yawned three time in the last minute. Nope, don't even try to argue, I've been counting.
"Is it that hard being pretty?"
"Well, uh-"
"If it really is, then I take back what I said. In fact, I'm surprised you haven't dropped down from exhaustion."
Ron:
"Hey, sweet, do you like orange or red?'
"Uh, red's a nice choice. Why?"
"Well, since Harry and Ginny are tying the knot in summer, I was like we could not top that. But then I remembered: Fall!"
"Erm, Ron?"
"I mean, what's screams wedding more than fall? With the leaves falling down and the wind, it'll be picture perfect! And-"
"Ron!"
"Yes?"
"Sorry to burst your bubble and call me forgetful all you want but I can't seem to recall you proposing?"
"So that's what I forgot to do yesterday!"
Draco:
"Hey, (Y/N)?"
"Yes?"
"Have you ever had those thoughts about how, if reincarnation is really like legit, different our lives would be?"
"That's deep, but-"
"Did I know you before? I must have somehow, I know I wouldn't be able to keep away from you too long. I need you to make sense."
"That's sweet. Maybe I killed you in World War One, who knows right?"
"Or maybe we were Romeo and Juliet."
"Either way we both die."
"I would gladly do so for your love."
"Put a cork in it, Romeo."
Fred:
"Fred, you do know that I can tell you're lying, right?"
"Actually, I'm standing. With my back perfectly straight as a ruler and I'm pretty sure if you grab some books from over there, they'll balance on my head absolutely fine."
"That's not what I meant, you little s-"
"I'm as clean and squeaky as soap and also definitely not the one who bought a puppy without your permission."
"Fred, listen to me. I need you to come clean and- wait what?"
"I have said nothing."
George:
"Knock, knock."
"George, what the heck are you doing outside my door at 3 am?"
"Nothing."
"You and I both know that's not the case."
"Okay, maybe, just maybe, I really wanted to see your face and hear your voice just now, is that wrong?"
"Well, technically, no but-"
"Great, now let me in. I bought a heck ton of blankets."
Neville:
"Sweetie, I'm going to need those blankets and pillows back."
"Can't, they're playing a most important part in my structure."
"That's a pillow fort."
"Glad you caught on. Before you ask, yes, it is very fluffy in here."
"Darling, it's twelve and I need to sleep."
"No one is stopping you from joining me."
"Fine. But it better be as secure as you claim it to be. Otherwise, I'm going to smother you with a pillow."
Oliver:
"I hate books."
"Oh?"
"I hate movies too."
"Really?"
"And sad stuff."
"Why the sudden hatred? You said just yesterday that you could live off that one chapter."
"Because sad stuff is sad."
"How very deep."
"But I like you."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. Now get us some marshmallows."
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Harry Potter Preferences
Hayran KurguEver fangirled over a fictional *cough* no *cough* character? Ever read a certain part of a book and wished that it was you the character snogged instead? Ever been a fangirl and reading all of the oneshots, fanfiction, preferences the internet can...