~Eddsworld Imagines~

J e a l o u s

Edd:

•Will watch the two of you talk
•Will hope to god that you won't leave him for this shit
•Walks over
•"Hey Y/N who's this?"
•Person will give a 'excuse me I like this person so I'm flirting with them so can you go away now' look
•You receive a long kiss from the boyo until the person leaves

Matt:

•Walks over
•he wraps an arm around you and kisses you
•pulls out a random flashlight
•Turns it on and flashes the light onto his mirror
•It goes into the person's eyes
• M AT T  W H Y
•O U CH
•Person is now blind

Tom:

•Makes sure that person isn't Tord
•If it isn't he doesn't care
•Person is now touchy and flirty with you
•Tom is angry
•Tom breaks an empty Smirnoff bottle on person's head
•You are now rethinking about living with Tom

Tord:

• Already hates the person
• Just stands there listening into your conversation with person
• Puts an arm around you
• "Hey buddy whaddya think you're-"
• Tord will start referencing vines
• Person has lived under a rock their whole life and doesn't know vines
• You start shouting Vines with Tord and person leaves you two idiots by yourselves

Pau:

• Will burn them with all of his cigarettes
• "Die."
• Will tie them to a chair as he burns their house down
• "P a u, what are you doing?!"
• "Uhhh... Burning down their house?..."
• "PAU DO YOU REALIZE WE CAN GET SENT TO JAIL?!"
• "BURN THE EVIDENCE!"
• Pau has burnt person, their house, their neighbors and their neighbor's houses
• P O L I C E   S I R E N S

Pat:

• Will drag you away from person
• "Stay away from them."
• "But that's my-"
• "Don't backtalk me! I said stay away from them! Go to your room, now!"
• You go to your room and wonder why you started dating a male mother

Yuu:

• Will distract you from talking to them
• "Soooo, Y/N, are we still on for swimming later?"
• "Yes, Yuu."
• "Y/N, teach me pool safety agaiiinnnn.. I sorta forgot..."
• By the time you finish talking, person is gone and has blocked you on everything ever

Eduardo:

• Casually walks over
• Casually stretches and puts an arm around you
• Person takes notice and will never stop talking to you
• Eduardo is now pissed
• he starts whispering Spanish in your ear
• Person overhears and understands Spanish
• Person starts singing 'fuck this shit, I'm out' while leaving

Mark:

• Angry French Man™
• Will hug you
• You wanna break free but his sweater is so soft
• Person gets tired and leaves
• Like Eduardo, he will whisper another language in your ear. It will most likely be French
• I'm only going with it because that's everyone's headcannon

Jon:

• Will walk over and start to act tough
• gets nervous
• gets bullied by Person
• Bat-Y/N to the fucking rescue
• Bat-Y/N angrily slaps person and yells at them
• person is now sad because they wanted to date Y/N
• Good luck with that
• I mean you were just bullying her sweet innocent bean
• No one bullies Jon, the sweetest jelly bean ever

Fdk (Fun dead Kid):

• Will pretend person is Zombie
• H E   S H O O T S
• H E   S C O R E S
• And you guys were in Hot Topic in a public mall and the cashier and several shoppers are calling the police
• Hey at least if you get the same cell you two can make out

((THIS SUCKED I KNOW BUT YEAH THIS IS A THING ON MY PROFILE NOW))