~Eddsworld Imagines~

when they find out you're a pan panda

((For my fellow Pansexuals))
((Edit: I'm panromantic ace now guys sorry for leaving you all ;( ))

Edd-

• "Ooohh, so that's what pink, yellow and blue stand for on the flag! I thought it meant someone liked pans before you told me!"
• is TOTALLY not jealous of genders that are not male
• "I should put y/n on the stove when I cook eggs"

((Edd, I swear if you burn the reader I'll make you into a human cola can))

Matt-

• "I DON'T WANT SAYORI HANGING AROUND YOOUU" *pulls noose... Rope... Thing*
• lmao he makes too many ddlc refs after that
• "just Matt"

Tom-

• "don't go bacon my heart" *says as he eats bacon* "but I know you couldn't if you fried"
• he's amazing, and funnier than Edd
• accepts you and doesn't care about your sexuality cause he knows it'll be just him and you and no one else. ... Right, Y/n?

Tord-

• "panda"
• goes back to reading hentai
• TORD I'M TAKING THE READER WITH ME BYE

Pau-

• "great, get my vapor"
• acts like it didn't even happen
• you sorta hate him now

Pat-

• "soo, hearts not parts?"
• ❤❤❤
  💛💛💛
  💙💙💙 Accept the child
• vErY aCcEpTiNg

Yuu-

• "YOU'RE LEAVING ME FOR A FRYING PAN?"
• the authors boyfriend told her there's a road in Washington D.C called Frying Pan road
• lmao yuu takes you there and you start singing holiday road but instead of holiday you say frying pan

Eduardo-

• "so you're bi?"
• you guys have a long talk
• he still doesn't understand

Mark-

• "greeeaaattt"
• goes back to reading
• READER WHY'D YOU START DATING HIM HE'S A TORD CLONE

Jon-

• "s-so if there was bl-blue lemonade, there'd be the pan flag in lemonade!"
• is awesome about it
• ACCEPTING AS FUCCKKDKCKWM

Fdk-

• "MOVE SHE'S PAN"
• that's gonna be joke in this book until I'm not able to write anymore chapters lmao
• "BITCH NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION ON HER SEXUALITY AND IF YOU'RE A HATER I'LL DAB ON YOU"

((I need an fdk in my life))