~Eddsworld Imagines~

H AH S H O RT Y

Edd:

• Makes puns about how short you are
• "She only let me know on a short notice."
• "Edd, that makes no freaking sense."
• "I know. You don't make sense either."
• You elbow Edd so hard that you fall off the chair and he starts laughing
• "Jeez, Y/N. I didn-"
• "SHUT UP!"
• Pillow fight
• Y/N wins

Matt:

• *BeNdS dOwN tO tAkE sElFiE*
• "Matt, not now... Can I just eat my breakfast without you posting how cute I am, like everywhere?"
• "Let me think.... It sounds Sooo... NO!"
• A N G R Y   Y / N
• MATT R U N

Tom:

• Hides all alcohol
• "Sorry, Y/N, no underage drinkers in this house."
• Tom now has a black eye
• You know what I mean, right?
• If you don't, Tommo boy will be angry
• Least ya got that Smirnoff

Tord:

• Treats you like a fuccin child
• Hides all his hentai
• "No hentai till you're 18!"
• "Tord, I'm 23!! Stop treating me like a child!."
• You climb the bookshelf and end up squished between the ceiling and the dusty ass top of the bookshelf
• Least ya got that hentai

Pau:

• Blows smoke in your face on purpose
• coffefefe splash on his pants
• "IT BURNS!"
• Evil laugh from Coffee-Chan™
• Will come back later and try to be nicer
• His cigarette ends up in your coffee
• Y/N Smash

Pat:

• Male Mother™
• Over protective
• Will scream at anyone who teases you
• "Hey Y/N, you're so sh-"
• "SIR ARE YOU BULLYING MY CHILD?"
• "Pat it's-"
• Bully ends up with two black eyes
• Y/N is in time out for letting Bully, bully them.

Yuu:

• lets you on his shoulders
• kisses on the forehead and cheek
• Y/N can't kiss cause short
• Y/N flies like superman on her own. Wiiith some help from Yuu.
• Child pajamas
• "Yuu, this is from the children's section at Walmart-"
• "Pllleeeeaaasseee put it on?"
• You end up fitting the pajamas and having to do a fashion show for Yuu
• Yuu's sleeping on the couch tonight

Eduardo:

• Turns into a Nice-and-soft-boyo™ when with you
• Acts like he's your father so no one flirts with you
• You get hit on by 12-15 year olds in public
• Embarassinnnggg
• Father-uardo to the rescue
• Little do those kids know, you and Eddie were just making out in the back of Hot Topic
• You got banned from HT for a week
• "Oh well, we can go to the other mall."
• more pickup lines from kids
• even younger now
• 11-16 year olds
• "You really need to get taller, Y/N."

Mark:

• Helps you learn French
• You are fluent in French
• You forgot how to speak English
• At least Mark can understand?
• Now your translator
• "Hey, Mark, I need to have a deep conversation with Y/N, but we need to be alone, and I don't understand French."
• You learnt English again
• Mark is still your teacher
• and you are the student
• He doesn't treat you like an adult
• You don't act like one either so there's no problem with it

Jon:

• Y'all are both short
• He's just a few inches taller
• He likes kissing your forehead
• You can hardly reach his forehead
• Author ships
• Y/N and Jon is love, Y/N and Jon is life.
• My mother is probably gonna find this and ask me who the hell jon is.

Fdk:

• lets you have his lollipop
• you two are the same height
• kisses on the lips
• hug wave
• He thinks you love Care Bears
• "What is this?"
• "It's a Care Bear-"
• "I-"

((Tater's back from her sucky day))