how they take care of you when ur sick

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Edd-

• "bab you needa rest"
• kisses you on the forehead every time he checks on you
• will feed you whatever food you want
• "y/n I told your boss you're not coming in today"

Matt-

• doesn't even take care of you
• he left a week before for a beauty pageant
• he left you with... T h e    a u t h o r
• but the author takes care of y/n like a good friend UNLIKE SOMEONE AND THEIR NAME IS SPELLED M-A-T-T

Tom-

• "who made u sicc I have sum neccs to break"
• makes out with you so he gets sick too
• Edd traps you two in a room
• "weelll... Wanna make out again?"

Tord-

• "oh please that's not a reason to get out of your army duties"
• takes you into his office and gives you some medicine
• "You're better now so let's fuck until you can't walk straight."

Pau-

• no
• n o
• No
• N O
• "y/n I killed half the population I can't risk u getting sick again anyway time to repopulate"
• only says that for sum hardcore shiz

Pat-

• gives you the true love's kiss of the pat species and you're suddenly better what is this
• "I'm a wizard what can I say?"
• ppssst... I bet his mom gave him some drugs for that shizzz

Yuu-

• is sick too
• SICK BUDDIES

Eduardo-

• "it was that lil Edd bitch who got u sick wasn't it?"
• angery
• almost the same level of mad and sad as the author when she found out MCR broke up

Mark-

• "just read and you'll get better"
• does nothing
• rood
• you should dump him

Jon-

• tends to your every need
• "M-MOVE MY GRILL IS GONNA D-D-DIE AND THEN ILL BE LONELY"
• is screaming at Wal-Mart shoppers

Fdk-

• looks up from his phone
• "oh whatever ya big baby just sleep for 4 hours and you'll be better"

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