~Eddsworld Imagines~

On your period

Edd:

• "What do I do??"
• Confusion
• "What's the difference between this brand and that brand?"
• Will be throwing shit into the cart at WalMart
• the cashiers are confused until they hear you tell Edd that you don't have a period for that long only a week
• "oooooohhh..."

Matt:

• "Y/N, what the heck does the tear looking thing on the bottom mean????"
• More Confused than Edd
• Screams at people
• "WELL EXCUSE ME, MY GIRLFRIEND IS ON HER PERIOD-"
• "Matt shut the fuck up or your ass will end up in Canada"
• throws everything in the cart
• throws every piece of comfort food he can find in the cart
• "Matt, we don't have money for this-"

Tom:

• "Hey, n/n you okay?"
• "oh yeah sure despite the fact that I'm bleeding out of my fucking vagina"
• will basically throw the whole gang in the car for a huge but cheap cake from Walmart and some (whatever the fuck you use)
• makes a big deal out of it
• "how come men don't get periods?" (referring to cis men,, fetus me forgot I'm sirry gyys)

Tord:

• Tord.exe has stopped
• "the fuck is a period??"
• "just take me to the women's health section at Walmart"
• p a n i c
• throws pau, pat and yuu into the car with you two
• you are probably never telling Tord about your period again
• "Y/N? OH SHIT I LOST Y/N"
• "Tord I'm right behind you-"
• "oh.."

Pau:

• says the worst things
• "why's there so much stuff that's red in that bathroom garbage? I mean I get your all for me being in the army but Why??"
• "Pau that's blood"
• "oof"

Pat:

• "I know how you feel"
• "you're not bleeding and you're not a female so go buy me food and pads/tampons/whatevertfyouuse
• is driving to Walmart with Hollaback girl playing
• " THIS SHIT IS BANANAS B-A-N-A-N-A-S"
• Wore his star wars pajamas and ended up on a people of Walmart compilation
• "why is there so many brands??"

Yuu:

• leaves because you become a mad man
• he stays a nearby hotel for the week
• "yuu left me in my puddle of blood"
• will call and check on you
• "y/n, are you-"
• "come home please I'm lonely"
• "it's only Tuesday y/n, you still have to wait until Saturday"

Eduardo:

• pushes Mark and Jon out the door
• "she will kill you if you're here go find a motel or a hotel to stay in for the week"
• "YEET I'LL CHANGE MYSELF SO YOU CAN LOVE ME. IM SO SEXY! YOU CLOSE YOUR HEART DON WORRY I HAVE THE KEY! FOR YOU I'D EAT ELEVEN BEES-"
• slaps the beehive of of your hand
• "y/n hurry get back inside"

Mark:

• cuddles
• feeds your fan fiction needs
• kisses
• comedy cartoon adult shows
• vines and memes
• "hi welcome to chili's" "it's one in the morning, y/n"
• "ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES" "y/n shut the fuck up you're gonna wake the whole goddamn neighborhood up"

Jon:

• "aw JeeZ rICK"
• memes
• feed the meme monster
• throws supplies at you
• is scared af
• "don't hurt me"
• "BABY DON'T HURT ME NO MORE"

FDK:

• takes you to a private pool so you can just let your blood invade the pool
• oh shit there's someone drowning
• oh well we even put up a sign saying "warning: y/n is on her period and in the pool"