((Hskdj hello I just thought I would do this for my fellow chub peeps out there. Y'all are beautiful ignore them bitches who insult you and all that shit))
Edd:
• pokes your tummy
• "you're bootyful, y/n"
• "was that a compliment?"
• kisses
• eating competition
• getting drunk off cola
• lotsa love
• wtf = Well that's Fantastic
• mickey D'sMatt:
• will actually make things for you
• doesn't buy you make up cause he thinks you're prettier without it
• you don't kiss him on the lips cause you're too shy
• awkward anime cosplays
• Tord loudly claps in the background
• "y/n you're cute, don't deny it."Tom:
• loves the fact that he has your thicc thighs to use as a pillow
• "Tom, get off I need to piss."
• "BUT THE THICC PILLOWS"
• clings to your legs
• would stop drinking if it made you happy
• short walks in the park cause who needs nature when you have... TV... And phones.... And computers ... And internetTord:
• "WHERE'S MY SERVANT"
• "right here queen y/n"
• literally is your slave
• brings you food, drinks and most importantly, love
• even when you don't want it
• threw all his hentai away cause he got a hot bitch right here
• loves you to deathPau:
• "you should stop smoking, mister"
• you push him into a trashcan and laugh your ass off as he kicks his legs and tries to get out
• you low key scare him
• YOLO
• dabbing isn't dead in this relationship
• he dabs when he could see the jumpscare coming
• "skadaddle, skadoodle. Your dick is now a noodle"
• "WHAT I NEEDED THAT-"Pat:
• "kawaii potato"
• long kisses
• all your friends call you two mom and dad
• competitions 24/7
• Hamilton violently playing in the background
• Spongebob lovers
• "Pat star"
• "go back to the hole where you came from"Yuu:
• cute ass old timey nicknames like sunshine and babe
• he could treat you better than that other dude
• "CAUSE I KNOW I CAN TREAT YOU BETTER, THAN HE CAN"
• "yuu, this is my father"
• now is nervous af around your father
• kisses on the noseEduardo:
• Elsa is his life
• "Eduardo-"
• "Let it go, y/n. Let it go"
• fuckin weird af cause you like p!atd
• "IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOO"
• "it's 1am"
• loves to pinch your cheeksMark:
• compliments you 24/7 on how good you look
• "your hair looks nice today"
• "uh thanks"
• "y/n just fuck-"
• "NO SWEARING IN MY CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD"
• "Y/n you live with people who swear at least twice an hour"
• roblox death noise
• pokes your cheeksJon:
• "y-your skin is s-soft, y/n"
• fuckin weirdo
• talks about how adorable you are behind your back
• he's an innocent Lil Bean
• if he was a rapper omg
• Jon = Lil Bean
• I'm spbbinh
• feeds you nachosFdk:
• throws candy at you
• "go wild, kid"
• loves to squeeze your sides
• kisses on the forehead
• bnb every morning
• sends you pet memes even if you're in the same room
YOU ARE READING
~Eddsworld Imagines~
Short Storyoh boi here I go again with an Eddsworld story that will fail edit: why didnt it fail 💔 ended on; April 2nd, 2021. HAHAGA OK 1 MORE CHAPTER GUSY