~Eddsworld Imagines~

I'M BRINGIN SEXYY BACC

((Okay I'm just going to let you know, if you have a problem with sexual things I suggest you don't read this chapter. It's not gonna be that bad considering children are on this app but still.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ))

Edd-

• bites his lip nervously seventy times
• "we need to use p r o t e c c-"
• " oh my fucking god edd I just laid down"
• isn't turned on until like the middle
• loud af groans
• the rest of the gang flees
• except for Tord
• he probably hid a camera and is watching

Matt-

• confused
• but is like really good at touching you
• y'all are both sub babs
• co n f us i on
• pokes
• falls off the bed every time you moan due to him freaking out
• Tord is watching

Tom-

• Dom pinnaple bowling ball
• "tom no don't touch th-"
• "tom yes"
• fucking good af at this
• almost started jacking it before you were ready
• Tord isn't watching he's just listening

Tord-

• literally uses an unloaded gun to tease you
• like what the fuck
• ow
• is too impatient and jacks it in front of you
• "tord calm yourself"
• slams into you hard
• evil Norwegian laughing
• Edd breaks down the door screaming 'it's one am shut u-UHH oh god I'm sorry'

Pau-

• Dom af
• has to spit his cig out cause this important
• will bark at you to do stuff once he's into it
• you regret doing this
• loud screaming
• then you end up getting in trouble with everyone cause they heard y'all

Pat-

• "no"
• "please?"
• "no"
• doesn't want to do it
• is fucking convinced after you palm him
• coNdOm b rOKe
• loud y/n yelling cause she wasn't ready for this

Yuu-

• hah no he's too innocent

Eduardo-

• normal man on the streets  fucking amazing in the sheets
• knows what to do
• has watched enough bad porn to know
• kisses you at the most random times
• "everyone will know, you're mine."

Mark-

• does not want to do this at first and is only doing it to make you happy
• once you go suck a dick like you were told a couple chapters back he's totally into it
• hell yeet
• Dora theme song playing loudly over the sex noises

Jon-

• he's too innocent guys