~Eddsworld Imagines~

you gothic potato chip

Edd:

• Gets confused on why all his white shirts are now black
• "Y/N, do you know why my shirts are black now?"
• "Ppppfffttt, hah. No!" Nice lie Y/N.
• Digging through your dresser
• finds dye
• angry Edd
• "Y/N!!"

Matt:

• Thinks that all that black your wearing eliminates your cuteness
• Buys you pink, frilly things
• "This dress looks so cute on you!"
• "No, it doesn't."
• You color the whole thing with 7 black sharpies
• Sad Matt
• he spent 20$ on that dress only for you to take those 5$ sharpies and color it black
• Stops buying you make up
• "YOU WEAR TOO MUCH EYELINER AND MASCARA!"

Tom:

• Doesn't care
•...
• Like
• at all
• Buys you a ton of black things
• H o t    T o p i c
• anyone else say Hot Topic to the tune of Hot pockets?
• No?
• Okay.
• You two like watching people bite into a Tide Pod and it exploding everywhere
• you two laugh your asses off and then check to see if they died because if you two laughed at someone who killed their self and that would be wrong.

Tord:

• Gives you his old black hoodie
• Fork and Spoon
• You are young female version of Turd
• I mean Tordle
• I mean Tord
• Poor Turd
• You kill all fangirls with fork and spoon
• Tord can only love one
• There
• can
• only
• be
• one

Pau:

• Buys you cigarettes too
• "You like... Vampires.. Right? Or... Are you one?"
• "... What the fuck is wrong with you?"
• He buys a lot of Vampire Halloween decorations
• Bats
• Frickin Bats
• A ton of bats
• and chocolate
• and sets up the B n' W TV for you
• This man is best man

Pat:

• "Wear pink."
• "No."
• "Red?"
• "No."
• "BLUE???!!!1!"
• "No."
• You two fight everyday over what color you should wear
• black
• white
• get the fucking gist Pat
• We don't like your so called colors

Yuu:

• Forces you to wear Thomas the Train or Minion PJs when he thinks that you have worn too much black that month
• "Blue? Bitch you better be joking."
• "U-uh..."
• Scurred You
• I meant Scared Yuu
• :|
• I'm sorry
• He buys things with color only for you to angrily tell him to take them back, dye them or wear them himself
• He usually dyes them or wears them himself

Eduardo:

• Realizes that you painted his room black
• Gets up
• "Y/N, you little-"
• Sees that you are literally shoving chunks of black lipstick down your throat
• "Oh-"
• He doesn't care unless you go overboard
• He puts child proof things everywhere
• Doesn't understand the term "Gothic"
• Thinks it means your depressed and suicidal

Mark:

• Black is poetic
• Becomes a Goth
• Gets you into reading
• "MARK!"
• "Yeah?"
• " I just read the most Gothic book ever. The pages were white and the words were black."
• Facepalm
• gives you a long talk about all books are black and white, except for picture books.
• you want to stab this man for crushing your dreams of being a Gothic author

Jon:

• Thinks you've gone overboard with the black but won't say anything
• "G-Gee, Y/N, t-that's a lot of... Black.... You're wearing today..."
• "Oh, you noticed?"
• Will rub his arm whenever he has the confidence to speak to you
• Why'd you date Y/N if you weren't going to speak to her?
• It's basically Y/N talking the whole time
• Poor Jon. He doesn't even have confidence to speak to his own girlfriend..

Fdk:

• Makes you listen to light and happy songs
• Made a playlist with all Justin Beiber songs
• "MY EARS!"
• "HAHHAHAHAAAH!"
• You hide all his lollipops
• This is now war
• You end up having to leave your Gothic ways
• because he bought you a pink MCR shirt
• Pillow fight
• Poor Y/N
• She had to leave the best way
• She knew...

• da wae