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((Happy Easter... Anyway this chapter is gonna be about y/n bein an ass to the guys so hdsk

Sorry if I seem sad my boyf just pranked me saying he was gonna dump me and he was like HAH APRIL FOOLS and I have no pulse now so that's nice 👌👌))

Edd-

• sad boi
• "WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUUUDE? DON'T YOU KNOW I'M HUMAN, TOOOOO?"
• "edd shut yo mouth im sleeping"
• drinks cola more

Matt-

• too dumb to realize you're being rude
• 'edd: Matt she's not good for you' 'y/n: lmao I'm in this group chat too'
• when he realizes he sends you to therapy
• "THAT'S FOR HURTING MY BEAUTIFUL FEELINGS"

Tom-

• (you're) TWO BROS CHILLIN IN A HOT TUB, 1 INCH APART CAUSE YOU ARE GAY (for each other)
• you guys hate everything
• edd? No fuck his adventures ((FORGIVE ME EDD I'M SORRY))
• matt? No fuck his beauty
• Tord? WATCH TOM KICK THAT MAN'S ASS

((OKAY AT FIRST IT AUTO CORRECTED TO LICK AND I WAS SOBBING WHILE EATING PEEPS AND MY SISTER IS STILL STARING AT ME BECAUSE OF IT I'M SCARED))

Tord-

• he isn't rude but like... If you're rude to him, he'll make you hurt on the inside
• (which means he has other hoes for back up)
• "GET YOUR GODDAMN CHEATING ASS OUT OF MY HOUSE, TORD!"
• but you still love him

Pau-

• David and Daniel right here

• this song describes your relationship ^^^^

((Lmfao I had crushes on Daniel and David for like half the beginning of the series (like season 1) because I found it after season 2 was released and now I'm having flashbacks to the edits my friends did oh god))

Pat-

• "baby baby I feel crazy, up all night, all night and everyday. I gave you somethin but you gave me nothin WHaT iS hApPeNinG tO Me?"
• "pat it's one in the morning get over it"
• rip pat
• fuckibg listens to love songs 24/7

Yuu-

• becomes emo
• "I just say I'm fine when I'm not really fine"
• "IT'S NOT JUST A PHASE, Y/N IT'S WHO I AM"
• you actually considered shooting yourself when it became a constant 'you don't understand me' everyday

Eduardo-

• rude buddies
• RUDE BROS CHILLIN IN A- oh wait I already used that vine
• you guys smash at 1 am and wake up the neighbors
• "I'd hate to say it but the more ya fuck is better for your health"

Mark-

• you make fun of him
• like a lot
• sad butt chin man
• cries in his book

Jon-

• "s-sorry y/n!"
• "y-y/n a-are you o-okay?"
• is still a loving boi
• loves you no matter what

Fdk-

• threatens to shoot you while he's crying
• then you cry and he panics
• "April fools bitch"
• "its not even April"

((Okay announcement... I'm sorry to say but this is the last chapter I'm ever making in this book. I'm sorry there's just so much going on.



















APRIL FOOLS MOTHER FUCKERS! YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT I'D JUST STOP WRITING? LMAO WRONG BITCH

Anyway have a nice Easter, reader. Pppssst, prank some people for me.))

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