~Eddsworld Imagines~

First Dateeeeeeeeeeteteteeeee

((Thank this person again ———————> TordTrash1))

Edd-

• nervous
• almost dies while shaking your dads hand
• "H-H-Hhhhhhhhiiii, Mr. L-L-L/N"
• fucking chewing his nails like the women do
• tapping his foot
• Tyler and Josh start singing Doubt just for Edd
• TØP my peeps
• he ends up not being nervous and making out with you in his car

Matt-

• was awesome with talking to your parents
• Fancy Restaurant
• they have movies there that haven't even come out
• like Ralph Breaks The Internet
• Author wants to see that-
• fancy ass fries
• fancy tacos
• the fuck this is my dream fancy restaurant
• "fancy fast food is the name of the restaurant, y/n."
• "obviously"

Tom-

• "hi, fuckkkkerreress"
• a fucking drunk in his teen/almost a young adult stages
• your dad hates him and your mom doesn't care as long as she gets grandchildren
• "Tom shushshshs"
• falls face first into your lap at a movie theatre
• your mom texts you out of no where 'don't wear protection'

Tord-

• doesn't need to meet your parents because he's known them for a long time
• "Hei, Mister and Missus L/N."
• formal as fuck just to go do it in a backseat of a car
• you wear f/c dress
• an unknown number texts you 'reader you're gonna get oral STDs'
• you don't heed the authors warning and you do him anyway
• excuse me you're just making out
• nope you're a virgin until when you're an adult which is 5 chapters back

• four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!
I'm an adult virgin- sorry you know I had to

Pau- ((aka my dream date))

• takes you to one of those gas stations with tables
• y'all are out of view of the cashier and there's no cameras so y'all eat all the doritos and little Debbie stuff
• best date fucking ever man

Pat-

• you go over to his house
• you meet his parents
• you go in his room
• you watch a movie
• popcorn/movie snacks
• oof this one was lazy

Yuu- ((my second dream date))

• going to a shirt shop
• buying all the shirts with memes on them
• singing ah-ah-hah-hah I just wanna be a memelord
• that's a parody I'm writing
• ice cream shop
• he gets chocolate and you get (f/f)

Eduardo-

• NETFLIX AND CHILL
• he ends up watching Trolls and Frozen
• "Eduardo no"
• "shut it Elsa's hot"
• "but-but-" sad y/n
• you leave his house and cry in your car for an hour
• fucking asshole, not complimenting the reader
• I'll kill him dun worry reader

Mark-

• read n chill
• read n feed
• you two will read until everyone dies
• you two could care less that Eduardo just called Elsa hot and his gf ran out crying
• you have Mark
• Mark has You

Jon-

• takes you to ASDF land
• did anyone see that mark was just kind of there in some scenes????
• you spend the whole day, dodging zombies and protecting ya boi
• you end up leaving early cause Edd, Tom and Matt came
• ahahah came- okay I'll shut up now

Fdk-

• just
• sleep
• all
• day