~Eddsworld Imagines~

fre sha vac a do

((Yo guys happy St. Patrick's day! My grandma went to the ER this morning and I cried for like an hour- I literally just remembered that it was sp day like 10 minutes ago and hskd just read))

Edd-

• s c R EAM
• "JOIN TOGETHER MY FELLOW GREENS"
• you're sobbing cause Eddie and Eds got into a fight in the parade
• eh he has a black eye but he still has spirit
• guess what the author has climbed on top of the green float, wearing all black and is playing Green Day over the Irish music
• "OhmYgOd y/n do we know that person?"
• "y- no"
• "let's go pinch that sonova cola"
• ow what the fuck guys

Matt-

• is wearing like seven overcoats
• "jOIn me"
• "no Matt"
• "why nooot?"
• "our neighbor is rebelling and has been running around playing edgy music"
• Looks out the window
• "hello from the other side"

Tom-

• you two don't even know
• "what's with all the green?"
• edd kicks down the door
• "Boi it be st. Patrick's day get off your ass"
• "but I wanna stay with my high ass roblox hoe"

Tord-

• "wear red"
• will scream if you have just a little bit of green on
• locks you in a dog cage
• "no leaving"
• falls asleep on the floor
• you think he just went to a bar and loaded up before waking you up today

Pau-

• "no"
• "okay"
• you binge watch Stranger Things all day

Pat-

• you watch the news before leaving
• the headline says 'crazy emo lunatic playing edgy music and vines on a Bluetooth speaker running around. Stay indoors' with a video of an emo that you've totally never read her Wattpad books and never seen before running past houses
• "we're staying home"

Yuu-

• "but y/n"
• "no because we have absolutely no green clothes"
• "I'll only stay if we watch all the despicable me movies"
• "okay"
• loud crying from y/n
• insert that one girl who fuckin hates minions

Eduardo-

• you leave for the parade
• Eddie and eds get in a fight while you and Edd's girlfriend stand and watch them
• wait holy shit that looks like you
• oh wait the fights over gotta run
• "IS THAT CRANKTHATFRANK??"
• "no Eduardo it's an edgy preteen playing Green Day and all that edgy shit"

Mark-

• "purple is our color"
• "ok"

Jon-

• you two eat a mint green cake
• green roses
• hmhmhm sure is a GREEN day
• "aha the author is so funny"
• "what're you talking a-about y-y/n?"
• "uhM noTHing"

Fdk-

• green everything
• green shoes green socks green underwear green shirts green hair green pants green shoes green couch green food green drinks
• green face
• "oh look there's that emo crazy person"
• "GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOW I HEARD SHE'LL MAKE YOU AN EDGY DEPRESSED SHIT"
• "But y/n I am a edgy depressed shit"
• suddenly wearing all black
• "nooo my sweet innocent beeeeeaaann. GOD DAMN YOU AUTHOR"

((HAHA IM SO EVILLL))