~Eddsworld Imagines~

J E E Z U R T A L L

Edd:

• Constantly makes puns on how tall you are
• You have an urge to slap him
• "Y/N!! I want some cookies."
• "YOU AIN'T GETTIN THEM COOKIES BECAUSE OF THAT PUN YOU MADE EARLIER!"
• "GIVE ME COOOOKKKIIIEEEESSSS!!"
• "NEVER!"

Matt:

• People will constantly ask you how 'the weather is up there' cause you're both tall.
• Edd, Tom and Tord are a but jealous of how tall you guys are, and will constantly ask for you guys to get the things for them.
• "Ooh, there's a sale on-"
• "Y/N, can you grab that frosting up there for me?"
• "Uh, sure thing, Edd."
• "Hey, Matt. Can you grab that checkered guitar pick up there?"
• "Of course!"
• "Y/N! Matt! Can you grab all the anime movies on the top shelf?"
• "Yeah!" "Uh... I guess."

Tom:

• Instant jealousy
• "Y/N!! I'm supposed to be the tall oneee!"
• "Then grow! Eat something besides-"
• "GODDAMNIT, Y/N NOT HERE!"
• Tom has always had a dream to fly, so you can grant that wish like a fairy godmother in Disney movies
• He just screeches 'weee' whenever you pick him up tho
• "Jeez, Tom, your girlfriend's tall-"
• "I know, right? She's the best, Tord! I bet you'd like a p-"
• "GODDAMNIT, TOM NOT HERE!"

Tord:

• Talks about how long ya legs are all the time
• This embarrasses you, Tom, Matt and Edd when you're in public with them
• Well, that was kind of the food court worker's fault for hitting on you in front of him
• And that McDonald's worker
• You can't go anywhere with him these days
• You're the official "Red Leader's Tall Babe"
• This does not surprise you

Pau:

• "Y/N stop being so tall!"
• "I can't.."
• "Try then. Actually try to be short."
• "Stop smoking and I'll shrink myself."
• You literally have to act like this man's mother
• He is too hyper and gets angry with your tallness too fast
• All he wants is to be taller than you
• Then it would be a Cinderella Story.
• But, hah. No.
• CRUSH HIS DREAMS.

Pat:

• You two are like an old married couple
• "Y/N, do we have any milk?"
• "We don't have any milk, but there's malk."
• "Y/N M/N L/N, STOP WATCHING THOSE MEMES AND VINES OR I'M LEAVEing yo- oh jeez, Y/N I didn't mean it! Stop crying! Stop crying, please!"
• Sad Y/N
• But there's a cure for your sadness, a hug and a day off at work, also maybe a movie and- oh you get the point.
• Pat loves you but he can't handle your tallness

Yuu:

• "Y/N, can you make me tall?"
• "No."
• "Please?"
• "No."
• "Why not?"
• "You just have to grow on your own."
• Wants to be tall
• will buy you whatever you want because you tricked him into thinking you were an all magical being and now he thinks your 'magic' can make him tall
• You roll your eyes too much at this man
• He's such. A. Child.

Eduardo:

• Thinks of the worst ways to get back at the people who make fun of him for being shorter than you.
• "Eddie, can you please get your hand off my leg? I'm getting uncomfortable here..."
• "Oh sorry."
• Doesn't realize what he's doing until you mention it sometimes
• Supports you because he thinks if he doesn't doesn't you'll crush him between your thighs like that one guy from Wreck It Ralph said he did to the good guys
• Likes when you sit in a chair and let him brush your hair (hey that rhymes)
• After writing this, I think Eduardo got 5% dumber.

Mark:

• "Y/N, can you carry me to the kitchen, I'm just so tired and can't walk there."
• Thinks that because your tall, you're stronger than him
• You ended up falling down the stairs
• He never asked you to pick him up ever again
• Makes you breakfast
• "Y/nnnn! Here's some breakfast in bed!"
• "Ohhh... Um... Thanks, Mark? I guess."
• Buys you a lot of things to make you happy

Jon:

• Blushes a ton around you
• looks at your legs a lot
• Likes looking into your eyes
• Doesn't force anything on you
• Stutters more around you because he just loves you so much
• When he's getting bullied by the other guys, he knows he can trust you to beat their asses (and take him out for Ice Cream or a movie)
• Thinks you're intimidating, beautiful and all that cheesy lovey dovey crap

Fdk:

• "Bend down so I can kiss you."
• You two text each other with emoticons like 'XD', 'X3','owo', 'uwu', 'ouo', ':(' and tons more
• You beat the living shit out of people who bully or flirt with ya boi
• "You're perfect."
• He doesn't get jealous and just loves you for who you are
• Kisses on the cheek, forehead, lips and tummy.
• lots of love with this couple amirite?
• FDK BE MY BOYFRIEND BECAUSE I NEED SOMEONE LIKE YOU IN MY LIFE
• sorry reader I just love this boyo