EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR?

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((More... Um... Sexual(?) Content so if your uncomfortable, don't read my friend. And y'all are teens, I know I'm fucked up in the headdd. Fair warning tho I did pat and pau together cause threesome))

Edd-

• "we're too young, y/n-"
• nervous teen boi
• distracts you with crackers
• "USE A STUFFED ANIMAL I DON'T WANNA GIVE YOU STDS"

Matt (it fuckibg autocorrected to mart)-

sc r em
• "y/n we're teens no"
• you eventually convince him and don't use protection
• you end up a mother of 2 in your teen years
• never have sex with Matt when you're in your teens

Tom-

randomly shouts yes
• "Wait nonono, y/n I didn't mean it"
• gets nervous, sweaty and awkward
• "y/n no"
• distracts you with memes

Tord-

• "yes"
• never ask again
• you two bang really loudly
• old McDonald's had some fries e-i-e-i-o and in Tord's room the bed was creaking e-i-e-i-o
• pat slams open the door and sees you two sleeping and cuddling

Pau AND Pat-

• pat screeches while pau tackles you
• "yeah man, come on pat join us"
• you end up having twins
• Tord 1# and Tord #2
• you take custody of Turd 1 and leave the bad egg with the bois

Yuu-

• innocent boi giggle
• "what's that mean?"
• you show him a video
• traumatized Yuu

Eduardo-

• "gurl you sum kind of crazy but ye"
• it's the most wonderful time of the YEEE
• you guys wear protection UNLIKE OTHER Y/N'S AND THEIR BOYF RIENDS

Mark-

• "how about we read instead?"

Jon-

• "n-n-no cause you'll get huuurrrt"
• you explain to him that it won't hurt for long but the boi still says no

((Lol lazy I know but i will make less lazier chapters soon cus spring break, man))

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