~Eddsworld Imagines~

In the future

Edd:

• usually never home due red leader taking over
• when he does come home you cling to him
• "Honey I'm ho- OoF-"
• "STAY WITH ME I'M SCARED"
• "y/n..."
• you and him enjoy not being away from each other for the 26 hours you have together
• yes after a day off he has to go back at 2am

Matt:

• still cuddles with you even if he got smarter
• you're scared out of mind without Matt by your side
• Matt sometimes brings you to work with him for 'bring your kid to work day' even if you're his fiancé
• RL doesn't mind though and understands that you feel like you'll get killed when you're alone

Tom:

• lets you play connect the dots mobile edition on his visor
• has a function to see through clothes on there
• probably has a video of you showering
• huggles
• makes you come to game night at work
• "HOW does OnE mOnOpOly?"
• has stopped drinking due to your fear of getting hurt or leaving the house alone
• In the future, it's scary af
• RL fuckin destroyed half of the town and 89% of downtown and from what you understand, the city is no more

Tord:

• you feel safe and protected with Tord and what are basically his body guards
• Sometimes all you have to do is sit on his lap and look pretty
• human hentai
• Norwegian freak's queen
• you'll kill a bitch if you ain't his main hoe

Pau:

• convinced the leader to let you become a soldier
• it was hard at first especially at training
• but it got easier since pau encouraged you
• but most of the time he told you that you couldn't do it so you'd get your period early and prove him wrong
• you gave up your life for this man so he'd better appreciate it
• YOU SAID BYE TO READING FANFICS SO IF HE DOESN'T APPRECIATE I WILL PERSONALLY KILL HIM, READER.

Pat:

• leaves work early only to check on you
• "y/n you okay?"
• he finds you watching Titanic, eating your favorite ice cream flavor and sobbing
• "y/n what-"
• "Titanic and-... And chill"
• long wheeze
• the wheeze was as long as you're able to suck face with him without pulling away for air.
• it's called breathing
• NO IT'S CALLED  AI R   SU CC

Yuu:

• makes you watch children's movies
• he is home all the time due to him being kicked out of the army
• "it's ok yuu"
• "my jobbbb-"
• "I don have a job but I'm doing k"
• " h o e"
• gets really rood when you bring up him losing his job

Eduardo:

• glad that cola was outlawed because of all the mixed up orders with the neighbors
• gets really emo
• "it's nOT just a PhASE y/N-"
• "where my teens at"
• loves this thing called 'aesthetic'
• no not aesthetic surgical images
• just aesthetic images

Mark:

• Becomes a best selling author
• new york times best seller
• France best seller too
• thats a headcannon rite?
• Jesus Christ it's Jason Borne
• "where's the noose"
• "y/n no ddlc got to her again someone call 991"

Jon:

• ded
• both of you are ded

Fdk:

• took yuus position in the army
• freeze ur barn
• I mean brain
• what is auto correct?™
• king of lollipops™
• pure boyo