Edgy Love (fell Sans x reader)

(Valentines special)

(THIS IS NOT RELATED TO THE REST OF THE STORY!!!! But I still wanted to do a special)

You were just sitting on the couch watching some TV with Papyrus; although, he didn't really want to you insisted he just hung out with you while Sans went out for his alleged 'errands'. He didn't want to leave you by yourself so he reluctantly agreed. Although, not to your knowledge, Papyrus knew why Sans went out, he wanted to get you a valentines present even though he had tried to tell Sans that it'd be a waste of time. Papyrus simply thought this holiday was a waste of time, but he just hasn't been in love yet that's why he doesn't understand. So you two just watched some MTT while waiting for Sans. "Hey papy?"

"YES (Y/N)?"

"Did Sans tell you why he was leaving? It's not like him to just up and leave without me."

"WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE HANGING OUT WITH ME?!" Papyrus said sounding grumpy.

"No! Of course not!" You said raising your hands in defense, "I love getting to hangout with you papy, I just thought it seemed weird for Sans to just leave. He didn't even tell me what he was doing."

"(Y/N) DO YOU BY ANY CHANCE WHATS SO EVER KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?" Papyrus said looking at you as if you were an idiot.

"Um, Wednesday?" You said sounding confused. Papyrus instantly face palmed.

"UGH, YEP YOUR HELPLESS. IT'S VALENTINES DAY YOU IDIOT!" Papyrus said in a 'how could you be so dumb manor'.

"OH CRAP!! HOW COULD I NOT KNOW!?!" You said panicking.

"FOR CHRIST'S SAKE CALM DOWN!" Papyrus said sounding annoyed.

"I can't calm down! Sans is out there doing stuff for me and I was to ignorant to not realize it's Valentine's Day! I'm such a hor-" Papyrus covered your mouth.

"GOD WOULD YOU SHUT UP! RELAX I'LL HELP YOU OUT JUST... QUIT PANICKING." Papyrus said calming you down.

"Okay, okay," you said taking a deep breath, "what're we gonna do?"

"WELL THAT'S FOR YOU TO DECIDE HE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND AFTER ALL."

"Well do you have any idea what he's doing for me?"

"WELL KNOWING SANS HE'LL PROBABLY JUST GET YOU SOME SHITTY CARD. BUT THAN AGAIN I DON'T NECESSARILY KNOW HE'S PLANS."

"Hm... well your definition of 'shitty' may be different than my version of 'shitty'."

"WELL WE HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS, BUT THATS HONESTLY WHAT I THINK HE'LL DO. SO GOT ANY IDEAS FROM THAT?"

"Well, I guess we could just keep it simple and just get him something he likes. Can we go to the store and just buy him some mustard?"

"SURE, YOU WANT TO GET HIM A SHITTY CARD TOO?" He said sounding slightly sarcastic.

"Yeah what's so bad about that?!" You said defending yourself and the 'shitty' cards.

"UGH, YEP YOU TWO ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER. LET'S GO TO THE SHOP." He said shutting off the TV and standing up. You then got up threw on a jacket and your shoes and you two were off. While you were talking a thought came to your mind. Where is Sans shopping?

"Papy?"

"UGH, YES?" He said in his typical annoyed tone.

"Where exactly is Sans shopping?"

"WELL I DUNNO, I THINK HE WANTED 'BETTER ADVICE' FROM SOMEONE BEFORE HE WENT SHOPPING. SO HE MAY OF NOT EVEN GONE SHOPPING YET." (I didn't know how to word that last sentence). Papyrus said 'better advice' in a sarcastic tone like he had tried to give Sans advice but he didn't like it.