Edgy Love (fell Sans x reader)

No Swear Words

Sans POV

Boss came out of my room yelling at the human. Honestly it didn't really surprise me... but what did surprise me was that he yelled that he wanted to be friends. That raises some more questions than answers, but then again (y/n) did kinda make him go soft. Then he grabbed the kid and stormed outside. So naturally I decided to go mess with (y/n). "hey babe howzitgoin?" I said as I teleport into the bed scaring (y/n).

"HOOOOoooly crap Sans! You scared the hell outta me!"

"heh, i thought we weren't allowed to say 'hell' or anything of the sort anymore." i said kinda teasing her.

"Well that's only when Frisk is within earshot. When she's not around cuss your heart out man."

"heh i would but i don't have a heart remember. i'm a skeleton."

"Dang Sans that's cold~ blooded."

"well i don't really have that either per say." I said just to irritate her.

"Sans I am about to stop sewing and smack you in a minute."

"well well well, look who's cold blooded now~" this is just so fun.

"Sans! Don't make me do it! I will!"

"come on babe i just want some attention." she stopped sewing and actually looked at me.

"*sigh* Sans, if you let me finish this I'll give you all the attention you want, m'kay pumpkin?"

"ugh, fine..." I got up to leave acting super sad, "i'll just go... all by myself... in my lonesome... away from here... maybe i'll just jug a whole thing of mustard to drown my sorrows..." before I left (y/n) stopped me.

"*sigh* Sans, I never said you had to leave. I just asked you to let me finish this, so you can stay and keep me company." she said patting the spot next to her on the bed. I mentally fist pumped the air and laid back down on the bed behind her waiting patiently for her to finish. "Ya know Sans you can talk, just don't deliberately try to annoy me."

"heh alright sweetheart." i began to think of things to say. "oh ya wanna know something cool sweetheart?"

"Sure what is it?"

"your kid sister approves." she should know what i mean.

"Heh really?" she sounded happy, "How did you two start talking about that?"

"well the kid noticed that i kept calling you sweetheart, and so they began to interrogate me."

"Heh she's my little guardian angel... I'm glad you got to meet her. So how do you think her and papy are doing."

"well... i dunno. he kinda just took the kid and ran off."

"Hm... well... I'm not concerned, I trust papy... plus I challenged him so there's no way he's gonna go back on that heheh."

"oh~ so that's how you did it."

"Heh yep."

"nice one sweetheart."

"Thank you," she said proudly making me chuckle. "Hey I'm actually about done with this whaddya wanna do when I'm done?"

"well we can do whatever."

"Really? You so craved my attention earlier ago I thought you'd wanna do something."

"well in all honesty it's just funny seeing you get annoyed."

"Well hardy har-har-har aren't you just precious." she said super sarcastically, well i'll just throw it right back.

"oh yeah i am sweetheart, i'm the most precious gift you'll ever receive."