Edgy Love (fell Sans x reader)

Oh Snap

Frisk POV 

After the grueling training with Papyrus, Papyrus said we could go home. "Papyrus?" I asked groggily.

"WHAT IS IT SMALL HUMAN?" 

"Can you please carry me?" I asked full of hope. 

"HUMAN CONSIDER THIS AS A COOL DOWN FOR YOUR IMMENSE TRAINING EFFORTS AND POWER THROUGH! YOU'RE LUCKY I'M LETTING YOU WALK INSTEAD OF RUN." 

"Oh... ok..." T^T, I said disappointed, feeling like I'm dying on the inside. 

"Papyrus! Don't be a jerk! You worked the kid to hard at least give them a break! How do you think (Y/n) will react when we get home and sees her sister all worn out?!" Flowey said supporting me. 

"WELL, HONESTLY IT'S CUTE WHEN SHE GETS MAD." He blushed some while saying that, but I didn't really care. "PLUS SHE'LL PROBABLY SAY SOME CURSE WORDS AND HAVE TO ADD MONEY TO THE SWEAR JAR, AND CONSIDERING SHE DOESN'T HAVE MONEY IT'LL HAVE TO COME OUT OF SANS'S POCKET SO THAT'S ANOTHER WIN. I DON'T REALLY SEE A DOWNSIDE HERE FLOWEY." He droned on.

"Soooo... You aren't going to carry me?" I said sounding exhausted.

"NO."

"Come on Papyrus, friends don't let other friends suffer like this, so you'd be loosing against (y/n)'s bet, and Sans will be beating you too." Flowey said still supporting me.

"UGH FINE I'LL CARRY YOU!" He said picking me up and throwing me over his shoulder. "I SHALL NOT BE BESTED BY THAT LAZY ASS!" 

"Swear!" I told Papyrus.

"UGH DAMNIT!" 

"Swear!!" I told him more sternly.

"GOD- NO DON'T DO IT PAPYRUS... CRAP." I'm captain of the royal guard why do I put up with this shit?!

"Good Papy, you didn't do as bad as Sans did earlier ago." I said patting his back.

"HEH, WHATEVER TINY HUMAN." He said patting my back

~time skip to house~

Papyrus POV

"HELLO, WE'RE BACK!" I said walking into the house. I looked over to see them cuddling on the couch and napping. "UGH IS THAT ALL YOU TWO DO?!" I woke Sans up but (y/n) was still asleep.

"shh bro chill out, this is (y/n)'s day remember, just let her do what she wants."

"CAN YOU AT LEAST MOVE HER TO YOUR ROOM?!" 

"fine..." he then tried to move her off of himself gently without waking her up. I grumbled and sat Frisk down on the floor moving over to (y/n). 

"I'll get her..." I said under my breath picking up her small form (compared to papyrus you were small) bridal style. I then carried her upstairs and into Sans's room. I placed her down gently onto the bed. Once I pulled away I took a good look at her. She looked so adorable and peaceful in her sleep. I chuckled a little seeing her like this. "Sans is so lucky." I said quietly to myself. I then bent down and kissed her forehead. "Sleep well, princess." I told her while stroking her hair and then I left.

(Y/n) POV

~time skip~ 

"How did I get here?" you said to yourself while stretching out. You then got out of bed and walked out of the room. "Hello? Sans? You here?"

"oh hey sweetheart come on down." Sans said from downstairs.  "we wanted to wait for you when we did this." 

"What're y'all doin'?" you said rubbing your head. Sans then held up the swear jar. 

"papyrus's swear count." 

"Oh no... Papyrus's how much cursing did you do while I was away." Frisk answered for him.

"23 times." 

"TWENTY THR- PAPYRUS!?!? WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATER WITH YOU!?!? ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR GODDAMN MIND!?!!?" 

"SWEARS!!" Frisk said sounding angry while Papyrus chuckled.

"Oh my-! Sorry, sorry Frisk."

"It's ok." you then looked over to Sans.

"Sans I have no money."

"are you fuuuuuuu kidding me right now (y/n)?!" well he almost said one.

"Well no, I don't have a job." 

"ugh fine..." Sans dug in his pockets and whipped out two G. "you owe me (y/n), boss, your turn." He grumbled under his breath some angry sounding stuff that you couldn't decipher as he whipped out a handful of G. He put it in the jar one by one while Frisk counted. 

"THERE, NOW I'M GOING TO GO BACK TO WORK TO MAKE UP MY LOST G. FRISK PLEASE CHANGE OUT OF THAT STUPID SHIRT." (she's still wearing that shirt that said "I found this humorous, with the bone on it.) 

"Don't be such a grump Papy." you told him slightly teasingly as he was going out the door.

"I HAVE MY RIGHTS!" and with that he left. 

"Does he seem angrier than usual to you?" you asked sans.

"it's papyrus, he is always angry." 

"Yeah, but, I dunno he just gave off a weird vibe I think."

"i'm sure it's nothing sweetheart, but i'll ask him about it later if you want."

"Sure, thanks Sans."

"yeah, no problem, anything for you sweetheart. now frisk how about you go change and then we all hit grillby's?"

"YEAAAAH!" they said sounding super stoked to go to grillby's as they ran up the stairs into yours and Sans's room. 

"Heh Well you sure made someone happy."

"eh i try. why don't you come here and sit for a sec." Sans said patting the spot next to him. So you walked over to the couch and sat down, but you then sprawled out on his lap. 

"Now you're trapped! Mwahaha." you said poking between his eye sockets. 

"heh whatever sweetheart." he said patting your head.