Edgy Love (fell Sans x reader)

Paps POV

Papyrus's POV

The child and I have been exploring the entire underground. We have made it to MTT Resort and I told the child we've gone far enough for today and we are going home. The amount of fights this kid has gotten themselves into... ugh it's enough to give me a headache. What did I drag myself into?! This kid won't even fight back!!! They keep using *shudders* flirtation and politeness as fighting tactics! "Um... Papyrus?" The child said knocking me out of my thoughts.

"*sighs* YES HUMAN WHAT IS IT?"

"You seem to be in very deep thought, is there something on your mind?"

"YOU JUST CONFUSE ME IS ALL." I said without realizing. "UH WHAT I MEAN IS YOU ENTER A 'FIGHT' YET YOU DONT 'FIGHT'. YOU PUZZLE ME HUMAN." The child laughed a little.

"Papyrus, I have faith in monster kind. I think that everyone has the capability of being kind, they all just forgot. I want to help them remember." They stated simply.

"HM... THAT SOUNDS DUMB. BUT I WONT KILL YOUR DREAMS I SUPPOSE." With that my phone vibrated. "HANG ON A SECOND HUMAN, IVE RECEIVED A TEXT. PROBABLY FROM THAT LAZY ASS SANS." I said pulling out my phone.

"Swear." Ugh damnit. I thought as I just stared at them blankly for a moment.

"YOU KNOW, IM GETTING REAL TIRED OF THAT WORD." That made them laugh and I just shook my head looking back at my phone. (This is after the lemon when you were asleep)

Lazy-Ass-Sans: hey boss, (y/n) and I are at the MTT Resort and we're going to stay here for the night

You: ok thanks for letting me know on such short notice

Lazy-Ass-Sans: look it was a last minute thing alright! Just hangout with the kid like you've been doing

You: IM NOT A BABYSITTER!!!

Lazy-Ass-Sans: I know you aren't boss but you've been doing a good thing hanging out with em and I'm sure they like you or some shit. They probably even like you more than me, and if they don't if you keep hanging out with them you'll be their favorite

Is this Asshole challenging me!?

You: are you challenging me right now Asshole?!

Lazy-Ass-Sans: maybe I am maybe I'm not, it all depends on the situation

You: whatever I'm done with this conversation

Lazy-Ass-Sans: alright goodnight boss

You: goodnight brother

I shoved my phone back in my pocket and looked down at the small human. It appeared they were chatting with Flowey. "ALRIGHT HUMAN IT WILL JUST BE US TONIGHT. THE OTHER TWO ARE OUT."

"Oooo are they on a hot date?~" they said wiggling their eyebrows making me slightly uncomfortable.

"UH... PROBABLY. NOW LETS JUST GO HOME ALRIGHT. IT'LL HAVE TO BE STRAIGHT TO BED FOR YOU WHEN WE GET THERE." I said checking the time and taking into account for how long it will take us to get home.

"Awwww man! No fun!" They whined.

"DONT COMPLAIN. YOUR BED TIME IS INEVITABLE." I thought for a Moment of how motherly (Y/n) acts to the small human, and how furious she'd probably be about something as small as a bedtime. I then blushed a little a smirk growing on my face thinking of how fired up she can get and how hot she looks like that.

"Um Papyrus? Are you ok?" Flowey asked me.

"WHAT?! IM FINE! LEAVE ME ALONE!" I exclaimed not wanting to be questioned. My blush instantly went away once I was questioned. The child and flower shared weird glances and then shrugged as we continued on our way home.

~time skip cause I'm a lazy ass like sans lol~

"OK. WE ARE HOME. NOW GO TO BED." Frisk exclaimed In frustration,

"What?! But it's only 9:30! My bedtime isn't until 10:00!"

"UGH... FINE WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO FOR HALF AN HOUR?!" I exclaimed also frustrated.

"...ya got cards?" She asked me.

"OF COURSE, WHY? WHAT GAMES COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW?" I asked them raising a brow because I've never met a child that actually knew how to play any card games.

"Ever heard of ERS?" They asked me, "it's like the easiest card game I've ever played."

"I HAVE ACTUALLY NEVER HEARD OF IT."

"Ok well it's really easy, fun, and addicting! I'll teach you! Where are the cards?!" They said it all extremely fast and excited making me chuckle.

"ALRIGHT HANG ON A SEC ILL GET THEM." I said going over to the tv stand digging through the drawers to get the cards. I pulled them out and saw that the child was already at the table and they had Flowey in their jar him already asleep. "OK HERE," I said handing them the cards.

"Thank you, now have a seat." They gestured for me to sit as they began to shuffle the cards. "Ok so the game is simple, you want to get all the cards in order to win. In order to get cards you need to slap doubles or if I don't place a face card after you placed one then you get the cards. We start by putting down one card after another but say you put down an ace, I'd have to put down four cards or put down a face card. If I don't put down a face card and I've put down all four cards you get the cards. And same applies to kings, queens, and jacks; however kings are three cards, queens are two, and jacks are one." I just raised a brow processing all this knowledge of the game.

"OK, I THINK I GOT IT." They giggled.

"Great! Then let's begin!" I didn't even notice they already distributed the cards. I placed a two card and right away Frisk placed a two them instantly slapping it taking the cards.

"WHOA WHAT THE HELL?!" They laughed a little.

"You gotta slap doubles remember." I said oh remembering the rules. I got the hang of the game fairly quickly and I eventually beat them at their own game. I then checked the time realizing we had played for quite a while and it was 10:04.

"ALRIGHT FRISK I THIK THATS ENOUGH FUN FOR TODAY. WE NEED TO GO TO BED NOW, BIG DAY TOMORROW AND SUCH." I said scooting them to the couch. "I WOULD SAY YOU CAN SLEEP IN SANS AND (Y/N)'S ROOM, BUT I HONESTLY THINK YOURE BETTER OFF ON THE COUCH." They didn't fight it just nodding and yawing as they plopped on the couch. I covered them up with the blanket over the top of the couch hearing them speak in a quiet tone.

"Thank you papy, goodnight." I spoke in a more soft voice for their tired state.

"Goodnight Frisk." I Then Walked upstairs to my room changing into sleep wear (no shirt and black sweatpants.) as I laid in bed rethinking the events of today. I only imagined what Sans and (Y/n) we're doing. I know that they've been... active... and I honestly don't like it. I just don't think someone like sans deserves someone like (y/n). I'm at least respectable enough to let her have her choice, and I'm more mature than to act like a little bitch and interfere with their relationship. I sighed internally knowing that there was nothing I could do about it. They're in love, and I'm stuck babysitting apparently. That negative thought in mind I feel asleep.