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TF2 MASSACER!!

Hello fellow Tf2 players today i played tf2 i had a bit of bloodlust cause i didnt play it for a day...litterally i am addicted..

Now what people know Is i am An engie Main...

Now...i am a pure Pyro main...*Cue burning sounds of hell*

And today...the blood lust Has been released
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This is how it went down
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*capture the point
*Pyro
*Blu
*Merc Park
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*spawns as pyro*

*Looks around for engie*

Me: Hi Engie

Random engie player: Howdy

*match starts*

Me: *spy checks and helps build* Hi Again

Random Engie Player: Howdy

*spy check*

*be a pybro to every Engie i meet*

*Dies cause of a maxed out sentry*

Me : *facepalms* i knew i should have just flanked!!

*10 secs l8tr

-10 seconds before match ends

Me: oh...f***!!! *mashes the W Button* gogogo!!

Red team is taunting...

*types
Me: Hi...i Mean No threat

*Litterally burns 15 players non stop

3....2...1...Victory

*Taunts

Me: Wow my first domination
(I killed a few spies..)

2nd -3rd games where the same

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*Capture the flag
*Pyro
*RED
*2fort
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*spawns and becomes a Pybro for half a minute*

Me: Hello fellow Engie

Random engie player: Hi There Pybro:)

*spy checks*

Me: Well i better go

R.e.p: See ya l8tr :)

-the enemy intelegence has been dropped

*The intelegene was litterally...just..right there...infront of me...

*looks around and spy checks*

Me: okay good to go.. *takes intelegence and dashes otta there*

*gets shot by a newbie spy*

(How to spot newbie spys
*they shoot instead of going for  backstabs )

Me: *returns it by getting a shotgun and axeing them down*

R.s.p: Heeeyy!! HACKER!!!

Me: What are you 12??

R.s.p: Imma report u

Me: ...yeah sure what eva

*I litterally just dominated this guy...

Me: medic!

Pro medic : *heals*

*we go to the integence bay *

Me: *goes the wrong way 4 times* umm...a lil help
(I rarely play on 2fort but i know the flank routes that benifite my flamethrower)

ProMedic: *uses his medi gun like a leash and has typed no a million times*

Me: *stands in the right direction*

Pro Medic: yes!

Me: *meets the engie from before* hi

Engie: first Capture wow

Me: tnx still a newbie at pyro

Engie: yey

Me: its my 5th dom now

Engie: cool...

*both of us fool around with our melee weapons and shit*

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Best moment

3rd round Capture The point.

R.d.p: *runs past me* Gogogo!!

Spy as demo: *walks past me*

Big news...we only have 1 demo...

XD

I had fun burning spys and dont even know how to diguise properly.

Best moment #2
2nd round

R.s,p: *diguises as me*

Me: *goes up and down* Meeeee

R,s.p: you dont look like a threat..

Me: ....*somewhat offended yet glad*

R.s.p: *goes out*

Me: *waits for that playe to get a kill*

R.s.p: Gogogo!!!

Me: *Goes to burn a few demos and spy scouts xD*

And to celebrate i drew myself a picture