TF2 x Reader OneShots

Ass pancakes x Author :Teach me

Again....i cannot sleep without writing this!!! Forgive me!!!!!! *runs*

A few weeks old fan art btw my first fan art of Pan <3

Pan: woooo!!!

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Pan's pov.

My can rolls towards the old Rundown church. I pop myself out the can,i take a deep breath and gently pushed the doors open, i looked around...it was beautiful....there were bushes filled with flowers where scatered around the church.

There was a hole on the roof, but it was obviously coverd with a really huge shard of glass. I graze my fingers on the wooden Posts and chairs, surprisingly it was really clean, "wow...this...is paradise" i mumble hearing a soft tune coming from a Hallway Next to me,

As i walk the long corridor, it was like a tunnel....a light at the end.

I cover my eyes from the Light that blinded me...music filled my ears.  As my ees adjusted to the light i see a familiar black haired Angel, "kai!"

The music stoped and she turned around "pan!" She got up, running over and hugging me. I feel my cheeks heat up.shes my best friend what am i thinking..she has a boyfriend...sh-shes With pure...Pures gonna kill me!!.

"Hey pan i heard theres this cool Ice cream parlor that opened up down town" i snapped out my thoughts "o-oh yeah...yeah...cool.." i rubbed the back of my neck.

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I pour a can of bluberry bonk on my bluberry ice cream cup "this is nice..ya know...whe should do this again sometime" i said my cheeks Heating up a bit.

"Yeah we should...we dont spend time together as much..." she said as she ate her pink...um.....yeah...i dont know what its called i think its strawberry....yeah..strawberry.

"S-so...hows..your life" i asked trying to strike up a conversation "eh...pure's been clingy...i met new Members of the Cathedral-"

"Whoa whoa whoa...WHOA.... you...Have been IN the Cathedral???" I said shocked nearly dropping my icecream cup. "More than once yes...is there a problem?" she was so oblivious i cant even.....ugghhh...

"Yo,..how did your wings carry you..their....small..i-i mean..dude!!...ya can barely fly 2 feet from the ground!!"

She chuckled "pure and brutal ofcourse" i think for a second "brutal dosent have wings..." she looks at me the spoon in her mouth "dude....brutal has bat wings,its really awsome he barely shows it...really cool" she mumbled the last part.

"I also met teivel,bellatrix, karma, and a load of other guys" she said as she ate, "so..guess that means...ya wont need me around anymore..." i say sadly she looks at me "aaawwww"

I swear my head is gonna explode "what..."

with a blink of an eye She was Hugging me tightly "paaann you'll always be my best friend." she said, i felt rather happy it was better than beong forgoten and Abandoned.

Thats when a click of a gun caught our attention, a guy with a black  ski mask Pointed at us, "Give me all your money or i'll shoot" he threatend "look pal....i aint lokin'... for trouble" i feel myself glitching out.

BANG!! BANG!!

I hear kai Groan as she fell down on her bum holding her now  bleeding arm..the blood Soaked her pure white buttoned up shirt  "I Said Give It!! Or the Girl gets it"the man threathed.

Just the sight of blood Made me feel sick. "Oh...ohoho" i chuckle, i havent felt like this ever since.....kai came along..

"Ohoho..pal....you are lookin for trouble" my head twisted around, my mouth wide and deformed, i was glitching..

Then black hits me.

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3 weeks later.
I sit besides kai who has a bandaged up leg and arm, i feel so ashamed of how i acted,

-flash back-

I shoot both the man's legs so he couldnt escape i gave out a dark chuckle.

"ya know pal i aint fond of Violence...but..you hurt my friend..."

He started begging for his life.

"well ya know pal...Guess what....." i lean down on the man's face as he crawled away. " I a M a S s P a N c A k E s I a M g O n N a BONK Y o U! ! ! ! " i started devouring the man showing no mercy as People ran away and The Two Christians ariving to take care of the mess.

-end of flashback-

"S-sorry kai..." i didnt look at her. Feeling ashamed, she only kissed my forehead "its okay pan, its not your fault," she reasured me, i couldnt tell..."you must be a real angel..." i mumbled, i could feel her glance at me "your kind, concideret...and loving...."

she smiled at me, "Thank you pan"

She said as she played the piano with one hand. The tune was off since it was just one hand,

"You got me to stop my My rage,"  i rest my head on her shoulder "you taught me so many things...you helped me change"

I graze my fingers on the piano keys.

"Maybe you could teach me one more thing"

She looked at me "and whats that?"

I whispered in her ear.

"Sounds like a plan...but...i need both my hands"

"How bad is it"

"Everytime i move my arm it hurts"

"Oh..then i can wait.."

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You: so what did he ask?

Me: oh you wanna know?

Pan; *Playing A song on the piano* Eeeyyy look'a  me!!

You: wow..