TF2 x Reader OneShots

Q&A: ANSWERS

Me: alright Lets get started so first question is for... Medic, pure, and me...why dont you start us off medic~

(Q:CBM'S RELATIONSHIP WITH CBS)

CBM: Danke~, Vell lets see... vhat my relationship vith herr sniper...*puts a hand on his chin* Hmm...vell ve are rather Close

CBS: loike Drinkin Pals

CBM: Although i Mostly spend ze time In Solo Missions...i dont really Like Going vith These Three *Points at Pure, brutal and me*

Me: Oh you can Go with them now im a Graduate Prodge now so HA!

CBM: And no one asked~

(Q:HOW LONG HAVE ME AND PURE BEEN TOGETHER)

Me: *Sighs* Well...annyywaaayyy...*Nudges Pure*

Pure: well, how long has it been, ive lost track

Me: *rubs the back of my head* i think...almost a year since i died.

CBM & CBS: Get a Room

Me: 💢💢💢💢💢

Pure: Calm down *Puts his hands on my shoulder* well Les say almost a year or so, although i admit our Relationship Isnt the slightest bit of perfection as we show you.

Me: yeah.l.we have arguments...fights....almost death do us part stuff...

Pure: Agreed...

-small break brought to you by CBM-

Me: alright now that were back, brutal the next question is for you

(Q: WOULD CBS LIKE TO DATE A GIRL JUST LIKE HIM)

CBS: would i loike to date anyone?? HA! not in a million years Sheila~

Me:Oh come one atleast say something nice to them...

CBS: i aint got no soft spots...and whats it with these Bloody fangirls Always-

Pure: *Silences Brutal before he says more insulting things to our sweet readers while I Sugarcoat everything and why the fuck am i still typeing*

Me: o-okay *coughs* I think what brutal meant to say was, he perfers being a sad sack of unloved Kangaroos...or something...

CBM: *chuckleing*

Pure: *Unsilences Brutal*

CBS: piss...

(Q: WHERE FROM WOULD BRUTAL LIKE TO DATE A GIRL FROM)

Me: again...question for brutal type of girl you'd like???

CBS: *sighs* Foine...well...ive always imagined If....oi hadnt turned out The way oi am...id probably End up Marryin' a sheila Thats From Louisiana or maybe even an aussie Moiself,,,but never The Same type as Moiself...

Me: *Tries not to choke* DID YOU GET THAT MS!!

MS: FREAKIN YEAH!!! *plays the recording back*

CBS: WHY YOU LITTLE BLOODY-

Me: RUN SCOUT RUN!!

MS: *Runs*

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-thank you for standing by...we now return to our Q&A-

Me: *sits back down* Alright were back!!

(Q: HOWS LIFE GOING FOR CBM)

CBM: *Leans back* Vell....life, has been Awful, yet Fulfiling...I have a new Start,and most certainly a new set of Inhuman Abilities~ as for ze Team...ve have A scout, A pyro, a sniper, A spy a medic..and...Kai

Me: *Dying inside cuz i have no class* hhhhhhhh

CBM: Life vith zem...is good, Sometimes... *death glares MS*

MS: *Hideing behind his chair*

(D: KISS THE DOVE CBM)

CBM: *Kisses archemedies' head* Glücklich (T: Happily)

Arhemedies: crrooouugghh *Nuzzles CBM*

(Q: WHO DOES CBM LIKE TO HANG OUT??)

CBM: Vell let me rank zem for jou, Firstly, I like to Spend Time vith Pyro

BPP: *Waves*

CBM: i can say ve have a lot of things in common and he isnt as Annoying as Scout

MS: Hey!!

CBM: Next would be Kai,

Me: Awwweeeeee

CBM: She brings me Samples that i need and sometime i like yreateing her sickly body Back to Health

Me  *Shrugs* Cant help it

CBM: Next would Be the two christians...i have most respect for zem, they are the pride and Glory of Ze cathedral, Rather Powerful aswell...vith all zat power in their hands...

Pure: *Coughs* Ou'r Muttering

CBM: Haha was i...Vell if i rank both of zem.. i mostly stick with Brutal for ze blood lust and Pure for a Calmer Environment

Me: That leads one person~

MS: *hideing behind BPP*

CBM: im least likely around Scout...because of his annoying Blabberinga nd his Yapping...but...although...i do enjoy his company sonetimes....

MS: Really?!

CBM: on a Good Day

Me: Oookkkaaay that ends out Q&A next Q&A will be Soon And this time an new set of Freaks and Teams will be joining us..See ya'll next time guy~