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Are you guys asking for a special chapter

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Are you guys asking for a special chapter....okay
Lets do
Brutal: *Picks a peice of paper from the Idea bin and gives it to pure*
Pure: 7 minutes in heaven
Me: *wheeze* oohhh boi this is gonna be fun *More wheezeing* my soldier x zhanna fan fic can wait *slowly dieing*
Pure: go to sleep mon cheire *sighs*
Me: no...

Pure: married life everyone...married life...*slow claps*

Edit:
Brutal: oi cant tell if you 'enjoy' your marrage or you two hate it

Both: its complicated...

Me: *Looks at clock and more wheezeing*

Pure: *picks me up and tosses me on the bed* SLEEP BITCH

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Pure: *picks me up and tosses me on the bed* SLEEP BITCH

Me: *Bounces off and hits thr floor* FUCK!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AAAAA

Pure: what am i doing with my existance

Brutal: *Just watches in the corner and is weirded out but still enjoying it*

Edit #2:

Me: *Wheezeing on the floor* if i was a gay man id be gay for this picture *instantly makes it the cover* Perfect

Me: *Wheezeing on the floor* if i was a gay man id be gay for this picture *instantly makes it the cover* Perfect

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Brutal and pure: *Facepalming*

Me; *Rolls around* i feel drunk!!!!! But i aint *wheeze* im dieing, im drunk aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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