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Art by me Thats what i look like btw(one with pure black hair) with my Counterpart (one with Flowers in her hair)

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Art by me
Thats what i look like btw(one with pure black hair) with my Counterpart (one with Flowers in her hair)

Note:
*---* - Start/ End Of a Scenario/Clip
D: - director

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*tf2 into music*

Me: *turns around* yes?..oh wait....was that today??

Director: Cut!

Me: ^^" i forgot...

D: Really??

Me: yep...

D: From the top!

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Me: so..you wanna know what i do for a living?

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Me: *following pure& brutal around*

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Me: well...certainly not Being a regular Kid Thats what i can tell ya *opens a can of bonk*

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Me: *Takes out a pistol and shoots a Demon in the head* heh *blows on the end* Amen

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Me: Listen pal *holds the camera* ..I..am a woman...but not just anykind...

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Me: *dragging the demons body*

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Me: i serve under Pure..an a lil bit Of Burtal

D: so your...what an assistant?

Me: no...im a prodoge

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Me: *sitting while the Demon burns* Amen

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D: Tell us more about yourself..

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Me: *Playing the piano inside my sanctuary*

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Me: i can play the piano...but only one song *laughs*

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Me:*Falls asleep on the piano*

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D: so what Is Your...Team mates??

Me: Pure and brutal or The Blu-

D: them..

Me: *thinks* well..

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All three: *kneeling down to a mysterious man*

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Me: all i know is..we Serve The Gods By killing impure Things...atleast...Thats what i think were doing.

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Brutal: Cheers Mate *Holds a Mug of Beer*

Pure: Cheers *Holds a wine glass*

Me: Cheers!! *holds out a Can of bonk*

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D: What about Personal life

Camera man; *zooms in*

Me: *chuckles and blushes* Well...

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Pure: *pulling me out of bed already in his suit* Kai We Have a Job To do
Me: *groans still in my pj's* Noooo...We Just killed a Demon Yesterday!!
Pure: I know but He calls us!!
Me: Fine..

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D: So...if Pure has wings brutal has Imense Strength...what do you have

Me: *thinks*...i...have absolutely...no idea...

D: *facepalms*

Me: but i can do this *Sends A White pulse Around* Thats What i can do so far..and healing Wounds..sometimes...

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Brutal: *Gets Tossed To a Wall Of Spikes made by a demon and coughs out blood* Ya Bloody Mongrel!! F**** b*****

Me: *gets brutal out and Heals him slowly* You okay

Brutal: ...Do i look okay?? *Eyes Glows Red*

Me: geez..

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D: i see..why dont you demonstrate your weapons

Me: *pulls out a pistol, and a Dagger * Not verry impressive at first but-

-a demon Crashes into the set with brutal on its back*

Brutal: KAI WHERE THE F*** ARE YOU!!

Me: Ah geez *runs Over and Shoots the demon*

-the demon screams and Charges towards me*

Me: Ah s***!! *runs*

D: Are you getting all of this??
CameraMan: *nods *

Pure : *walks in and Throws a Dagger at the demon*  Brutal let The demon Go

Demon: *Turns to him and screams*

Brutal: *gets his Kukuri out and Falls*

Demon: *charges at pure*

Me: *Creates a Pulse wave to protect The People in the set*

Pure: *Eyes glow white* BE GONE!

-a large Explosion Of White Covers the set-

*after that*

Me: *covered in black Goo* Eck.. Gross

D:..that....was wonderful!! Thats a Wrap Everyone

Pure: *wipes My Cheek with a Handkercheif* ou okay chéri?

Me: *purrs* Yes..

Brutal: *cleans his kukuri* We better head back and tell Father Benjamin The Good News..

Pure: Agreed..

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