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Q&A answers

Me: *Puts a bucket infront of me* Well i side this bucket is just a few questions the others and i have Made and were gonna answer each others questions after your asks...cause...why not???....so were gonna start the Q&A wih The red team, and panis cupcake

(For Red team)Q : how would you feel about having a child around that has fire powers.

Scout: Honestly...freakin cool!

Medic:....aslong as zhey dont burn my medical records

Heavy, and soldier: uuuh...

Demo: *is too drunk to answer*

Pyro: *Clapping* Huhuhuhuhu~~~

Engie: it'd be great.... pyro has a friend to play with.

Sniper: piss

Spy: no

(For panis cupcake) Q: Have you been around children before?

Panis:....what...is children..*glitches out*

(For brutal) Q: how do you feel about your fan girls?

Brutal: a  bloody  nightmare if oi'd be honnest...

Pure: that reminds me of a story~

Brutal: shut up

Pure: Brutal was In his van when a girl came by-

Brutal: *Punches pure* no one needs to know that ha bloody spook

Me: *Cocks a gun*  both of you...corner..now...

Both: *In the corner*

(for pure) Q: Cats or dogs?

Pure: im alergic to cats..

Me: We have a cat!

Pure:...shit...

(For brutal) Q: would you like a pet killer koala? *gives killer koala to Brutal*

Brutal: *Sits it on its lap* oim gonna call 'er....Janna

Me: why janna?

Brutal: Cause oi feel loike it

Me:....

Janna: *Attacks*

Me: *Runs* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(For Red team) Q: Would you replace scout with levi from attack on titan

The whole red team except scout: who's levi????

Scout: BOI! WHY!

(For Brutal) Q: Ever heard of a little Dancing demon?

Bendy: *Looks up at brutal* Sucka

Brutal: *Steps on bendy* Wanker

(For CBM) Q: Do you have a normal dove like the normal medic ?

CBM: Well~ yes, but he perfers to hide often... although...i do  have a black dove, ive named her archemedies as well~

(For pure) Q: Do you like coffee?

Pure: i often Have it most of the time, I perfer Creamed Coffee than Black coffee, but it all depemds on my mood for the day

(For CBM & CBS) Q: WHO IS CBM WHO ARE YOU?!?!

Brutal: Calm down sheila....

CBM: I perfer to be unknown than known...but if i vere to Give out an Alias...*Chuckles* lets skip zis subject shall ve~

(For anyone) Q: have any of you seen Hentai

Me and scout: *Silent*

Everyone else: *asking what the hell Hentai is*

Me: *whispers* hhhh

Scout: *Whispers* Just keep quiet...maybe no one'll know

(For CBM) Q: you a single boi?

CBM: *Shows his hand* No ring~ But i am looking~ *Winks*

Me: *Wheeze* the sex appeal is too much im Dying

Red sniper: *Turns gay in an instant*

(For Medic) Q: Who do you mostly like and dislike?

Medic: i mostly like Herr Engieneer, ve have Good chemistry together, and I mostly dislike Being aeound herr Scout...

Me: okay now for the fun part!! *pus my hand inside the bucket and pulls put a note.

Q: Funfact about Someone you know.

Me:...hmmm well if im being honest *gets behind pure and Hugs him* Lets see what can i think off.. *puts my chin on his shoulder* Oh! Pure writes Erotic novels.

Pure: *Face red*....

Me: its trueeee

All: *Looking at pure*

Pure: *Slides the book on the table*

All: *starts reading and nosebleeding at the same time*

Me: okay...i guess the bucket has to go....*Throws the bucket in  the closet* Well tune in next time for the 30k Q&A :)