Me: *Walks in on pure putting on a black mask* hey pure What do you want for dinn-
Pure: ....
Me: *Sreams*AAAAAAAAAA!!
Pure: waitwaitwaitwait-
Me: *grabs a vase and throws it at him while screaming*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Pure: *Catches the vase* W-Wait Kai its me Pure!!
Brutal: Oi whats all the Screamin about ya bloody wank-*Sees pure wearing black* er....
Pure:.......i-it was....a request...
Me: *dead inside* hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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you fly down onto the Floating Church in the sky you see two Males wearing black sitting at the front of the entrance. You land on your feet your wings tucking in. The two took notice to your presence "Oh Hey Toots...what cha here for?" MS said whilst drinking Nuclear Waste in a can, "HoW cAn wE bE oF sUrViCe mIsS (Y/n)?!" You Pull out your scroll "Im here for Christian Pure and Christian Brutal" The black and grey scout Chuckled "Ahh ya just missed 'em girlie, they went out and Shit.." He takes another drink. "Is father Benjamin in?"
"He pErFeRs To Be nOt DiStuRbEd" pyro said. You gave out a long sigh "where did they say they were off to?" You asked to two Maniacs "Where was that again Pyro? Mexico? Or somethin-
"ThEiR aT tHe SeCoNd DiMenSiOn...At lEaSt ThAtS wHaT i HeArD..." you sighed again of course you had no idea what this 'Second Dimension' is "oh wait Maybe ya can ask Kai Shes at he sanctuary" and of course you and no idea of where that was either. You tie your (H/L) (H/C) Hair into a (F/H/S). "Take me to her"
You desperately needed to know the Whereabouts of The two Christians, especially The Angel...well being an angel meant you got around the White angel and there had been rumors around heaven that. That Pure Angel Became a fallen for a sin he committed against the heavens. "YeS mAm" He Reaches a hand out to you as fire engulfs his hand. "heh~ This is Gonna be good!" scout tosses the can in his inventory and puts his hand on pyro's shoulder. of course you had no idea what to expect but you needed to find out...
without thinking twice you grabbed pyro's burning hand and as soon as you knew it, all the three of you engulfed in flames. and everything fades to black.
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you awoke only to see that there was a large wall of thorns in front of you. "oh hey shes awake" you hear scout call, and pyro looks at you "My ApOlOgIeS mIsS (y/N)..." you look at them then at the wall "how is this a sanctuary?" you almost screamed out thinking it was a joke "Ha! Thats just the Outside" pyro started his flame thrower and blew a hole in the wall "FoLlOw me"
*time skip by BPP Jumping on a trampoline*
after a long journey you three made it to a rundown church covered in floral decorations and butterflies littered the place "this place looks exactly like heaven whoa" you walk around seeing (f/c) (f/f)'s you try to pick some but a Venus flytrap snaps in front of you and growled "I FoRgOt To tElL yOu DoNt PiCk ANY oF tHe FlOwErS" you walk off from the large Venus fly trap and followed pyro, after walking for hours you hear a soft melody of a piano. "ShE's RiGhT tHeRe..."pyro opens the Door and you walk inside.
the girl with the halo stops playing and looks at you "Who are you and what do you want".you take a deep breath "Listen...um...I request to know the where about's of the two Christia-" the slam of the piano keys made you jump a bit "Why would you want to know?!"MS came in "of i forgot to tell you shes a bit of...Angry..ever since the angel guy turned bad". you look at him then at the girl. "kai please i need to know!!"
"HA YOU REALLY THINK YOU ANGELS ARE SO PERFECT?!?! YOUR AND YOUR GOD DAMN GODS AND GOD DAMN RULES THANKS THANKS A LOT" you take a step back as she loads a gun "wait cant we work this out?!" you pleaded "YOUR THE REASON WHY HE'S DIFFERENT...YOUR THE REASON WHY HE TURNED EVIL..WE WERE HAPPY BEFORE WHY" she puts his hand on the trigger
BANG!
your eyes widen as Christian Brutal Spy appeared out of nowhere and caught the bullet between his fingers, you felt your cheeks heat up at the sight of him alone "are you alright Madam?!" he looked at you garbing your hand. you couldn't speak you where to nervous.
"WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING THEM THEY DID THIS TO YOU!! GET OUT OF MY WAY!!"
spy only looked at her and drew a few ancient letters in the air and the girl falls. spy picks you up "today is a bad time to visit here" he muttered exiting the run down church.
_later_
you hold spy's hand and lead him up to heaven "(y/n) was it?". "yeah...p-pleased to meet you" he kissed your hand "well...what did they want?" he asked "well..we..decided to give you a second chance..and-" he cuts you off with a kiss "no thank you..i'm happy with how i am" he lets go of your hand and spreads his wings. "w-wait." you grab his hand "i-i just wanted to say...i-i like you"
he smirked and gave you another kiss "see you next time Mon Amour~" he flies down and disappeared through the clouds.
you touch your lips and blushed.
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me: @-@
pure: *rubs his head* um........sorry cherie
me: *looks at him* WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?? *attacks him*
brutal: *watches and laughs*
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