TF2 x Reader OneShots

[Request] PainisCupcake x Reader: Freaks

so we hit 6k OWO AAAAMMMAAZZIIINNGGG

(F/n) freak name
(F/d) fave. Design
(W/n) weapon name
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You where (f/n) you where new to the Freakshow base that was rjn by the two christians and their...small... prodoge, (im Insulting myself *weeze*). "Well (f/n) this is your room...dinner is at 7" kai says as she puts her notepad away "Thanks" i Ente my room and look around.

The room had (f/c) (f/d) wallpaper and a (f/c) bed, there was a desk an other Stuff inside the room, you put down your (w/n).

Sitting down on the bed you feel like its rather lumpy and almost sort of broken feel, you sigh "for a nice room this isnt a nice bed." You groaned out and sat up. You get off the bed and go to flip the matress up to see what was causeing the lumps.

As you lift up the matress a weird music sound was coming out of nowhere, "what the fuck is that.."

Creeped out you exit the room and just Tell Kai about the bed,

You walk down the halls and into the kichen, There was kai and Ass pancakes (we gonna call him Pan for short). Pan was 'observeing' how Kai cooked, i let out a fake cough and The both of them turned to me.

Kai turns of the stove "oh hey (f/n) what seems to be the matter?" She asked, i crossed my arms "the matress in my room is broken" Kai looked at pan and pan looks back at her "but....that matress was new..." she says "i even helped her Move it in" pan says "nothin' was weong with ya matress kid" he adds.

"Well it is-" the same strange music cuts in.

Kai sighs "Painis..." She began looking  around amd checking the cupboards, pan did the same "he's gotta be around here somewhere"

"Who the fuck is 'painis' " you asked "you'll meet him in just a second" kai opens the oven and there was a Deformed soldier there "painis get out of oven!!" Kai yells angerly as she pulls  out painis, pan helping aswell.

You stare at how pathetic they looked.

-time skip-

Kai amd pan had finally got the music to stop. "I am Painis Cupcake" The deformed soldier Said "im (f/n)"

"You smell nice"

weirded out You just stare at eachpther akwardly "Uhh...thanks..i guess..."

"Painis like"

"What"

"Bye"

An with that he no-cliped away disapearing into the hallways