TF2 x Reader OneShots

Q/A :Tf2 Bucket

Me: alright...*places a bucket full of questions on the table* everyones here. Freaks blu and red.

Freaks: Here

Blu: Here

Red: Here

Me: alright *picks pne from below the bucket*...and this is written in blood..

Q: Can i Eat them

Me: *pokerface*...

Panis: haha that is mine!

Me: no painis you cant eat The Reds, Or blu's

Painis: d'aaww

Me: alright next question *takes one from the top o the bucket*

Q: Can we go home now

Me: *face palms* brutal i can recognize your hand writing..

Brutal: theres somethin' in the back*grins*

Me: what are you... *flips the note* Dare ya 7 minutes with ya best friend(s) ...

Pure: *looks at brutal holding out his dagger* i assume you would want to die again?

Brutal: nope..just thought it would be hilarious *laughs*

Ass pancakes: *jumping around* lets go! *runs in the Closet*
Me: *gets in*

-7 minutes later

Me: *drinking a can of bonk*

Ass pancakes: *laughing* still got it

Pure: what did you do?

Ass pancakes: chill pure we didn do nothin, just drank bonk and let out depressing Shit...*tear strained face*

Me: okay..*finishes and throws it in the bin* ALRIGHT... next..

Q: *gibberish*

Me: who the fuck wrote this...

Red Medic: zat would be me..

Me: geez doc...

Red medic: Can i experiement with ze freaks?

Me: what No!! Next question...

Q: Do you Belive In Magic?

Me: okay which pyro wrote this?

Blu pyro, red pyro, teivel: *raises hand*

Me: Yes... i belive in magic so glad you three are getting along
Next..

Q: Best Method of killing  a demon/human

Me: ??? Suggestions?

Brutal: torture

Pure: *smiles* obliveration

Me: if its a demon holly bullet to the heart..if human..idk bullet to the head?

Red and blu Sniper: headshot...with jarate...

Half of the Mercs& freaks in  the room : *shudders just thinking about it*

Me: h-hey s-someone take over..

You: oo i'll do it!!

Me: okay *sits down next to pure still shuddering*

You: oh this ones for me?

Q: (y/n) go on a date with me,

You: *blushes* s-someone take over!!

Red Sniper: *gets up and picks up a note*

Q: Ever kissed spy before..

Red Sniper: *sighs and looks at blu spy* yeah...once...

Blu sniper: *kicks him*

Red sniper: bloody spook *sits down*

Blu Medic : *pulls out a question*...vhy are all these about....

Brutal: *chuckles*

Blu medic: For ze Record i do not have....s...with My patients!!

Brutal: *chuckles* lozer

Me: allriighhhtt ... i think this was a bad idea...

Pure:...ou think...

Me: which side are you on??

Pure: *shrugs*

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Idk ive been having a laughing fit for like an hour or 2 now decided to do random stuff with the mercs and freaks.