TF2 x Reader OneShots

Weddddddiiiinnngggggg

:'3 forgive me...im to lazy to write  shit today
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Your pov
Well its the big day for Kai and litterally she wont let me put make up on her

"STAY AWAY FOUL SINNER!!"  She hissed "Kai please just lipstick...no mascara...no eyeliner...just foundation and lipstick...please.." i tried to reason with her, but she only hissed at me "I WILL NEVER WEAR MAKE UP...NEVER (Y/N) YOU HEAR ME!!"  I faceplamed at how stupid all of this was "Kai its just lipstick..it wont bite you...let alone make up wont hurt you..."

And ofcourse, she was as stubborn as a cow who wont give milk to a farmer so he can feed his kids..."Never!!"

Ofcourse being a good friend i have a plan B "Kai...if i get you a slice of pizza...will you let me put make up on you?"

She peaked out from her Spot "...pizza..."

"Mhm ill get you a slice from the kitchen...if you let me put just a tiny bit of make up on you" and with that she was suddenly sitting on the chair infront of the mirror.

"Geez kai...your an adult and your this childish..." i began to put some foundation on her "i cant help it, im nervous..."

"Why should you be...he's your boyfirend" i began to put lipstick and maybe a few more "and soon to be my husband....ahhhh im still nervous"

"Now dont go having a panic attack..." she pouts at me "i cant help iiiit!!"

There was a small knock from the door "who is it". No one answered...so i walked to the door opening it. Fioeta stood there "Is mother ready...is she okay....i heard mother scream" and ofcourse...we have the overprotective demon plant son. "Is mama all ready?" And the twins "is kai okay?we head her screaming"

"Shes okay" i look back only to see kai just stareing out the window at the reception. "I'll leave you four to talk a bit" i smile and let the three in, exiting the room leaving the four to their Talk.

-later-

-no ones pov-

Brutal looked at his watch (Holy shit brutal got fancy) "its been 10 minutes where is she?" Everyone was whispering what had happened. (Y/n) Sighed and shook her head indisbelife. There was no way she had just ditched him.

A few momments later, flowers began blooming from the back, "there she is" pure whispers.

Flower petals began falling from above as The Angel walked up to the Groom making a boque of White flowers as they touch hands. You couldnt help but tear up a bit.

"Dearly beloved...we are gathered here today...to witness the loving Bond between two angels, met together by Fate"

"Man even im cryin" Scout blows on his Hankerchife so did Pyro, the two cried as father benjamin made his statements. "Do you take This angel to be your Wife through Sickeness and in health"

"I do.."

"And do you take this man to be your Husband,"

"I do"

"If there is to be a reaon why these two should not be Wedded, speak now or forever hold your-"

"WAIT!" A male voice yelled from the back, and everyone looked.

"F-fioeta.."

The plant demon Ran towards kai holding what appeared to be a flowercrown made off White roses. "Mother....i...im happy for you....a-and.."

Kai hugs the demon tightly. And wiped the tears that fell from his face. The demon then puts the flower crown on kai's head and Stood back.

"we can continue.... and forever hold your place....you may now Kiss the bride"

Pure leans in for a kiss but kai stops  him "?" She chuckles and kisses his cheek.

"OH COME ON JUST KISS ALREADY!" you yelled frustrated and crying with Scout and pyro. The two chuckled and shared a quick kiss..

-later-

Brutal stood up with a wineglass "Alroight Alroight..guess its toime for the best man to say a few words" everyone was silent "Pure...you are a bloody utter Heart breaker in the past...oi cant believe that you...the Spook, the Charmer...Get married??" Everyone laughed "Well As of now..oim happy for ya mate...Hope you two last longer than the last...to the bride and groom" he raised his glass, an so did everyone else. "Well looks like its time to toss the boque" kai said, as  she got up and turned around, "3...2..." the couple counted "1" the boque of white flowers tosses in the air and lands in your hands,

You blushed and looked at your side and saw (Y/Tf2/BF) beside you.

it was a fun night...

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Me: Welp.....nothing changed...we just put rings and blowed a shit ton of money on food...

Pure: it was nice wasnt it?

Me:yeah...