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Me: *Looks infront of a mirror* i feel like a stuffed sausage in this dress Darling
Pure: Nonsense~ you look magnificent
Me:.... is the dress really nessessary were just going out...ill just wear my normal clothes
Pure: why cant ou just let me spoil ou....let alone buy anything for ou...
Me: Pure im not one of those fancy girls You use to court...Im not even sure i even am a girl at this point....i mean..come on? Really a dress...i perfer wearjng your clothes..
Pure:....who...told you.. i use to-
Me: Brutal did
Brutal: *Chuckleing in the background*
Me: i have no idea how to put on make up, i dont wear dresses, and have you seen me hold a purse?
Pure: would you quit wineing and wear the dress if i buy you Pizza
Me:....
Pure:....
Me: sure
Pure: *Sighs* Fine
Me: Pizza!!
*one date later*
Me: *Yawns and sits on a bentch* That wasnt so bad
Pure: it was wasnt it *Sits down next to me
Me: Yep
-in the distance-
Brutal: *peeping through a telescope* oi Think its goin well
Pure skylar: Oooo lemme see!!
Brutal spyla: no me first!!
Brutal: shhh we moight blow our cover...
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Me: *looks up at the sky* Ive always wanted to fly...like you and brutal...
Pure: why so *Pulls out a cigarette and lights it*
Me:...i just wanted to know...what it felt like.....
Pure: its alright...
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Brutal: this is gonna be a long conversation... *gives the telescope to the girls*
Brutal spyla: *looks in the lense* come on pure make a move!
Pure skylar: *Looks in * he's doing it *Squeals*
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Pure: theres been something...ive been Meaning to ask ou mon cherie...
Me:...yeah...theres something ive been...meaning to tell you too...
Pure:..go ahead..
Me: pure....im...Pregnant...
Pure:.....what.....
Me: and brutals the father..
Pure: *Looks pissed*really now..
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Both girls: *Hitting and kicking brutal*
Brutal: WAIT NO OI DIDNT OI DIDINT!!
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Me: *Chuckles* Kidding...haha~.lthe look on your face~
Pure: *Shakes the thought out of his head* Anyway...
Me: hm?
Pure: *Gets down on one knee and pulls out a box*
Me:....what the actual..
Pure: *Opens it and inside was a flower Ring* mon cherie...will ou be my bride?
Me:......
Pure: well?
Me: *Gets up*
Pure: *Looks confused* Is...that a no?
Me:...*Starts crying* Holy fuck.....what the actual fuck...
Pure: *Panics* i didnt mean to upset you!!
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Pure skylar: Why is mama crying?! Did it go bad?!
Brutal: looks loike it...
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Me: *Hugs him and cries more*
Pure: *pats my back* is that a yes?
Me: You know it is *Sniffles*
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Welp im gettin married *rings a bell* i litterally have nonidea what to write for a few chapters but maybe when i get more time to myself...also Tf2Bf scenarios holy fk im having trouble
