TF2 x Reader OneShots

so its international boyfriends day... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Me: *wearing a suit and  a tie humming 'die house'* the devil has his price..and i'll make sure you'll pay~

Pure: *Enters and Is shocked* wh-whats going on? Why...are ou wearing my old suit...and....why is there flowers everywhere....

Me: *Turns around and makes  a Boque of Roses with a snap* Its Boyfriends day..so...i just thought maybe you'd like to be pampered like a king~

Brutal: *Peaks in* Do i get one?

Me:uhh..sure....ask (y/n)...

Brutal: Alroight!! *Goes off to find Reader-chan*

Me: now that were alone~

Pure: *Backs away* i-i Apreciate the gesture Cherie But...This Is not nec-

Me: aw come on...i prepaired the whole day for us *Sad Puppy dog eyes*

Pure: *Gives in* I cant say no to that look...alright....Treat me like a king?

Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

-meanwhile-

You: *trying to pry Brutal off you* Brutal get off!!

Brutal: No..

You: *Trying to pry brutal off* Brutal!!

Mercs: *Clings on you too*

You: GUYS!!

-at the end of the day*

You: *Sighs*

Me: *Unties my tie and chuckles* so how was it?

You: Try having a handfull of men Grovel at your feet begging for Gifts...but it was kinda nice

Me: *Chuckles* mhm~

You: hey...wheres pure?

Me: Ah...you dont need to worry~ hes asleep~

You: Had too much fun all day huh?

Me:...*Pours a Glass of wie for the both of us* Sure...You could say that~ *sips on wine*

You: hmm...*Sips on wine*
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You: *Spit takes the wine* YOU WHAT?!

Me: *Chuckles* ill leave ya with your Imagination Sweet Reader~ *kisses your hand and walks away with a glass of wine*

You: *Blushes* w-wait!!....arent you an angel?

Me: *turns around* Nah~ *laughs and Walks off*

Brutal: *kisses your cheek* Thanks for today sheila

Mercs: *Does the same*

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